OBJ-294
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| ID: | 294 |
| Name: | The Coffee Machine |
| Threat level: | Sootclid |
| Filed: | March 18th, 2001 |
| By: | Dr. Archivist |
Special Containment Procedures
No containment procedures are currently in place. However, OBJ-294 should only be accessed by doctors with clearance level 2 or higher while being guarded by 3 guards at all time. Currently, OBJ-294 is stored in the doctor break room.
Description
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.
After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.
Testing Log
06/01/2001
Subject: Patient-009
Date: June 1st, 2001
Drink: Sproke
Researcher: Dr. Soyberg
Effects: Upon drinking the Sproke, subject felt extremely satisfied and kept saying things like "THIS DRINK IS A GEM OR SOMETHING!". The effects would wear out a hour later, and the patient was given meds.
08/15/2001
Subject: Patient-5007
Date: August 15th, 2001
Drink: /calm/
Researcher: Dr. Soyowicz
Effects: When patient drank a cup of /calm/, the subject turned blue and felt very relieved and effects of schizophrenia did not show. After a few seconds, the patient would collapse. A few minutes later, the subject woke up and the effects wore off.
