OBJ-1163
Object File ID: 1163
Code Name: Bucket
Threat level: Mostly Safe
Object-1163 appears as a 12-Piece Bucket of Fried Chicken from the American Fast Food Restaurant Kentucky Fried Chicken, commonly abbreviated as KFC.
Anomalous Properties
Objet-1163 Appears as a 12-Piece Bucket of Extra Crispy Fried Chicken from KFC.
The Chicken within the bucket is indistinguishable from any other piece of fried chicken commonly served at KFC, and is perfectly safe to eat. (Well, as safe as fast food fried chicken can be). However the Bucket itself has multiple anomalous properties.
The Bucket appears to contain an endless amount of chicken. To date a total of [DATA EXPUNGED] chicken pieces have been removed. Whenever a piece is taken out, more always appears beneath it. If the bucket is not observed, it will be filled the next time it is seen. Attempts to reach the bottom of the bucket have proven entirely fruitless, as there is always chicken pieces covering the bottom, that are unable to be removed by any means, if anyone is looking at them.
The Chicken within the Bucket never expires, never gets stale, and always stays warm. These properties do not apply to food items not originating from the bucket that are then placed inside.
The Bucket appears to be made out of ordinary paper packaging, but is incapable of being damaged by any normal means that would otherwise destroy an Ordinary Fried Chicken paper Bucket. It cannot be shot, stabbed, burned, blown up, and is completely unaffected by corrosive or radioactive materials.
The Chicken within the bucket appears to be unaffected by gravity, as attempts to empty the bucket by turning it upside down have also proven entirely fruitless. Despite this, any ordinary person can remove a piece of chicken with ease.
Effects on Test Subjects
Although the Bucket is mostly peaceful, it has some strange affects on certain parts of the population.
These effects have been classified as "Chicken Mania"
African-Americans subjects, when exposed to this bucket, will loose all sense of person and self control, and desperately attempt to consume the chicken within. They will ignore all verbal and nonverbal communication, and violently attack anyone, staff or otherwise, who prevents them from accessing the bucket. Simply smelling the chicken within this bucket is enough to cause this, although visual contact will drive the subject into even more manic fervor.
If allowed to consume chicken directly from the bucket, the subject will continue consuming chicken until they perish of overeating, or otherwise die.
Eating may be interrupted by Knocking the subject unconscious, although the chicken Mania will not subside as long as the food remains in the subject's digestive system. Once the Chicken has been fully digested, however the subject will experience a lethal case of postprandial diarrhea, and expire. This will occur no matter the quantity of chicken consumed. Postprandial diarrhea is not known to be experienced by subjects of European decent when consuming chicken from the bucket, and has been extremely rare in other subjects. Non african-american cases of postprandial diarrhea have not proven to be lethal.
