OBJ-1163
Object File ID: 1163
Code Name: Bucket
Threat level: Soyfe
Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]
OBJ-1163 is to be kept in a standard locked storage container only available to L4 personnel and up. If any L3 personnel or below request a sample from the object, they must first be cleared of any criteria for activating the object, (see below) and be given permission by a L4 personnel or higher. Any brown-level risk category personnel attempting to gain access to the bucket are denied, and will be screened for any possible anomalous effects due to the object.
Description[edit | edit source]
Object-1163 appears to be a 12-Piece Bucket of Fried Chicken from the American Fast Food Restaurant Kentucky Fried Chicken, commonly abbreviated as KFC. The chicken within the bucket is indistinguishable from any other piece of fried chicken commonly served at KFC, and is perfectly safe to eat. (As safe as fast food fried chicken can be). However the bucket itself has multiple anomalous properties.
The Bucket appears to contain an endless amount of chicken. To date a total of ███ chicken pieces have been removed. Whenever a piece is taken out, more always appears beneath it. If the bucket is not observed, it will be filled the next time it is seen. This effect also applies to camera footage of OBJ-1163. Attempts to reach the bottom of the bucket have proven entirely fruitless, as there is always chicken pieces covering the bottom, that are unable to be removed by any means, if anyone is looking at them.
The chicken within the bucket never expires, never gets stale, and always keeps a warm temperature. These properties do not apply to food items not originating from the bucket that are then placed inside.
The bucket appears to be made out of ordinary paper packaging, but is incapable of being damaged by any normal means that would otherwise destroy an ordinary KFC paper bucket. It cannot be shot, stabbed, burned, blown up, and is completely unaffected by corrosive or radioactive materials. It has been observed to be completely unaffected by temperatures up to as high as 2200 degrees Celsius.
The Chicken within the bucket appears to be unaffected by gravity, as attempts to empty the bucket by turning it upside down have also proven entirely fruitless. Despite this, any ordinary person can remove a piece of chicken with ease.
Effects[edit | edit source]
Although the Bucket is mostly peaceful, it has some strange affects on certain parts of the population.
These effects have been classified as "Chicken Mania"
African-American subjects, when exposed to this bucket, will lose all sense of person and self control, and desperately attempt to consume the chicken within. They will ignore all verbal and nonverbal communication, and violently attack anyone, staff or otherwise, who prevents them from accessing the bucket. Simply smelling the chicken within this bucket is enough to cause this, although visual contact will drive the subject into even more manic fervor.
If allowed to consume chicken directly from the bucket, the subject will continue consuming chicken until they perish of overeating, or otherwise die. This phenomenon has been dubbed the “One Three Five Zero Consumption Phenomenon” otherwise known as the “1350CP,” named after the amount of chicken a bulbous African-American devoured under effects of the mania.
Eating may be interrupted by knocking the subject unconscious, although the Chicken Mania will not subside as long as the food remains in the subject's digestive system. Once the chicken has been fully digested, however the subject will experience a lethal case of postprandial diarrhea, and expire. This will occur no matter the quantity of chicken consumed. Postprandial diarrhea is not known to be experienced by subjects of European descent when consuming chicken from the bucket, and has been extremely rare in other subjects. Non African-American cases of postprandial diarrhea have not proven to be lethal. The 1350CP will not cease even after the African-American individual is removed from the affects of OBJ-1163 if the subject had not eaten a piece before removal.
