Patient-200
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| ID: | 200 |
| Name: | Comfy Glowie |
| Threat level: | Moderate |
| Filed: | Feb 18, 2024 |
| By: | SprokemowerMan |
Class: Soyfe
Containment Procedure
Patient-200is to be locked in a 15"x15"x15" padded cell. Three square meals of organic bugslop, including a side of orange juice, mixed with Sproke, are to be slipped through every day. A shielded computer running Linux is to be installed into the wall as a terminal, with a Lazy Soyboy couch placed in front of it for maximum comfort. Lead shielding is to be installed on the exterior of the cell. Personnel assigned to Patient-200are to undergo screening at the end of their assignment. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, tell him that he glows.
Description
Patient-200is a human male, measuring 6 foot 5 inches in height. His skin is neon green, and he emits a glow and ionizing radiation. Any material he touches also becomes green and radioactive, including organic material. Contaminated material is considered irrecoverable and should be disposed of immediately, unless it is in Patient-200'spossession. If Patient-200touches anyone, the victim will be forced to quarantine until they can get the affected limb amputated, or until they expire.
