Retard CyberContainment Programme

The Retard CyberContainment Programme is a social entertainment program within the Soyslum, designed to allow patients of lower intelligence, typically diagnosed with mental retardation, to have fun and relax while exploring their creativity in a safe and welcoming enviroment. It is hosted on the video game platform ROBLOX.

Details

The RCCP (Retard CyberContainment Programme) features a small Town (one of ROBLOX's many Studio Templates), but modified to suit the retards' need for fun. Below are a few changes to the original template:

• Many noob NPCs roam around the map. Although the NPCs do not have a program which allows them to speak, and do not speak intelligently in any way or form, many 'tards believe them to be real people and befriend them. A lot of more chud-prone 'tards take their anger and many sexual frustrations out on the NPCs as well, preventing them from doing so in real life.
• A replica of the "Killdozer", which ensures they stick to Reddit safeedgyness, and not chudness. The Killdozer itself is to be reffered to as the "Oofdozer" so as to avoid being prosecuted by ROBLOX moderation. The Oofdozer is very glitchy and badly made, but most of the 'tards seem not to notice. (CC CHANGE)
• A school filled with the previously mentioned noob NPCs, but with an added school shooter. This is to teach the 'tards (many of whom are either adults or will never go near a school because they have private lessons anyways) to be afraid of public schools and run away from them, thus keeping their many usual pedophilic tendencies in check.
• A SWAT team, multiple police cars, and multiple police officers. They were friendly at first, but then were turned hostile as a CC CHANGE.
• Two destructible glass towers on the edge of the map and a plane. (CC CHANGE)
• Many party hats, party signs, party tables, party lights, and other party accessories to teach the 'tards to like the Sharty and Sharty culture, dooming them to forever use the Sharty, which is very obviously one of our CIA psyops.
• Bombs and swords, to help the 'tards let their frustrations out in the game, instead of in real life.