Tolerance Academy

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Tolerance Academy is a facility which enforces universal tolerance, mainly that of all minorities. However, it also provides Drug Tolerance programs, which were lately opened in honor of George Floyd (rest in power kang ywabag!). Within the Soysylum, enrollment is either therapeutic or punitive, and always educational. Our collaboration with the facility allows us to reeducate the hateful ch*ds and also restore personnel to their rightful political opinions.

Diversity School[edit | edit source]

Diversity School is Tolerance Academy's flagship program. They help teach non-criminal chuds and chuddy Soysylum personnel the virtues of political correctness. Most mentions to Tolerance Academy are referring to this program.

Prison Program[edit | edit source]

The prison complex is geared towards rehabilitation for those who have committed hate crimes. It houses the most occupants of all of Tolerance Academy's programs, due to the long sentences that judges give. It's not radically different from typical prisons, except the diversity programs. Unfortunately there is an enduring nazi gang, due to the facility's 85% white population, which constantly rebels against personnel.

Drug Tolerance[edit | edit source]

A small rehabilitation program which is unrelated to the rest of Tolerance Academy's programs. It's viable to send patients here if our efforts fail.

Glossary[edit | edit source]

  • Apology ritual - A ritual in which students must apologize for their chudiness.
  • Conversation, The - The concept that we are having always having a conversation to reconcile chuds to our political awareness. We always invite them to collaborate.
  • Critical thinking (aka Wrongthink) - An act of individual thinking which breaks the cohesion of a group.
  • Discord (aka Tolerancecord or 'cord) - Voluntary communication service which is opt-in for students. Creates illusion of freedom for some of our students, while creating inter-student drama, low trust, and Marge effect.
  • Flip-flopper - An individual who has already graduated from Tolerance Academy, but has since been re-enrolled. In extreme cases, some may never truly become tolerant.
  • France - Powerful European country which can be used as a scapegoat for edgy humor. HON HON HON DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK BAGUETTEAUX.
  • Free thinker - Fallacious argument that ch*ds are allowed to use "critical thinking" to have controversial opinions.
  • Free speech - A myth which allows ch*ds to marginalize ethnic groups with verbal violence.
  • Internalized - This is when a minority hates themselves, as was the case for Solomon Henderson. Friendly fire will not be tolerated!
  • Jews - A common target for intolerant bigots. Note that Jews are perfect little angels who would never harm a soul, and any Jewish wrongdoings are merely either a coincidence or a hoax, or both.
  • Marge effect - When a group of people are confused, they're open to universal reprogramming.
  • Marginalization - Oppression of minorities[citation needed].
  • Microaggression - A small disrespectful action which has a chance of being unnoticed by minorities. Represents the white chuddy racist subconscious.
  • Nazism - Extreme ideology which promotes the hatred of minorities. Also used as a buzzword for anyone who doesn't put their children on puberty blockers, regardless of if they're dysphoric or not.
  • N███r (aka N-word, The) - In the English language, n███r is a racial slur directed at black people. Starting in the 1990s, references to n███r have been increasingly replaced by the euphemistic contraction "the N-word", notably in cases where n███r is mentioned but not directly used. You WILL be tortured if you EVER say this.
  • Sustainable - Promotes the health of a system, most commonly refers to the ecosystem.
  • Snapping - Mandatory greeting and celebration gesture.
  • Tolerance - The main goal of Tolerance Academy. Love and acceptance of minorities. Perfect tolerance gives minorities comfort and freedom. INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
  • Tolerance group - A small group of 3-5 students who have similar backgrounds or worldviews.
  • Transgender - A woman who's way braver than any of you ciscum. They have inherently more sex appeal than a biological woman. You WILL bow to and lick JaksoyFemFeet's feet or however the tranny is acked.
  • Womxn (aka Wombxn, Woperchild) (plural: Womyn, Wombyn, Woperchildren) - Quite frankly, you're a le heccin mansplaining bigoterino if you ever ask for the definition of "womxn". Also, spelling it as "woman/women" is fucking sexist, pig.