Soybies
Soybification is when a person consumes too much soy, causing them to become addicted. Soybies are most commonly seen near the Soysylum and its branches, and are best known for infecting healthy people and antisoys (onions).
Causes[edit | edit source]
Soybification may be caused by consumption of Soylent, soyjak matter (meat, blood, and such), or anything containing soy. Individuals run an increased risk of soybification when they also consume lentils, bugs, red 40 food coloring, and high-fructose corn syrup.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
Soybification causes wrath and violence, similarly to rabies. It may also cause homosexuality and transexuality in severe cases. Soybification also causes entomophagy, as well as an addiction to soy and bugs.
Treatments/Cures[edit | edit source]
THERE ARE NO CURES. A common treatment for soybification is euthanasia.
Strategy[edit | edit source]
You'll start in your cell with an M1911 and 4 reloads on Round 1. The more rounds you survive, the tougher the soybies become, and the more of them there are. This is why there's a Salesmachine that lets you trade your earnt points for weapons, equipment, perks, and inventory space extensions. The more you play, the more you unlock.
If there are other players in the lobby (or playerbots, for singleplayer), you'll have to find their cells and free them to have them fight alongside you.
Tip of the day[edit | edit source]
In Soybies Hardcore mode, many perks are either nerfed or removed. For example, Quick Revive no longer revives the perk holder, and just speeds up teammate revival. Oh, and it's retarded expensive.
