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Anomalous Object

ID:	294
Name:	The Coffee Machine
Threat level:	Sootclid
Filed:	March 18th, 2001
By:	Dr. Archivist

OBJ-294

Object File ID: 294

Threat Level: Sootclid

Description

OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.

After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.

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