The Science
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The Science[edit | edit source]
The Science has frequently been used to treat patients at the Soyslum. The Science is an everadvancing medium: although it infrequently need to due to how The Science can already do everything.
Things The Science has unequivocally proven to be fact through peer reviewed snopes studies[edit | edit source]
- the vaccine is entirely harmless
- any and all infant stem cells used in the creation of said vaccine were given by willing donors.
- There are 0 feminizing effects linked to the consumption of soy and soy products
- Even if there were any such effects not wanting them would be a heckin unwholesome and sexist argument.
Alternatives[edit | edit source]
- religion
The Science has been peer reviewed to be the more accurate form of reality than ANY religion. Do not question the science chud.
- The Soyence
An experimental offshoot of The Science pioneered by Dr. Soystein. Not much is yet known about its' capabilities except for the fact that it is capable of opening a portal to niggerhell.
