Soyjake

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Soyjake during the Soylection

Soyjake also known as Soyelfe was a sharty politician during the soylection, in which he lost. After the soylection, he pursued a career in being a soyentist, where he served under Daddy Fauci and manufactured Vaccines to eliminate Chuds and the chuddy anti-vaxxers.

He was quoted saying "I made all of those vaccines to either poison Cobson, or kill all chvds" unluckily for him, Dr. Soystein found out and repeatedly beat him and put him in prison.

Death

In prison, soyjake was found by the sharty, and Froot had a janny use a flamethrower on him, killing him by burning. Some say that he deserved his death, since he leeched off cobson during the soylection, others (such as NEVERGOON, a soyteen) say he was innocent, and should have been able to live to see the soylection results.

Legacy

He is now remembered as just "that guy that leeched off cobson" AND, instead of being remembered for his heckin epic science, he is remembered for scamming and demamding everyone be ACKKED

political Policies

He had multiple policies, but when it came down to it, he just wanted people he disliked attacked and ACKKED

COVID-19 relation

He somehow started the Corona virus in 2019, according to a soyteen, this is false (fact checked by Snopes) but, he still wanted to bring back the virus with his policies (fact checked by snopes as trve)

Additional info

There is not much know about him, so this is what is known so far