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{{ | === [[OBJ-294]] === | ||
Object File ID: 294 | |||
Threat Level: Sootclid | Threat Level: Sootclid | ||
== ''' | == '''Description''' == | ||
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as [[Sproke]], water, [[meds]] and many more. | |||
After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294. | |||
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<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2> | <h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2>Hello all, Dr. Soyberg again. I feel as though I owe you guys a proper news section, so, here it goes. | ||
I recently stumbled upon a few comments on the Shlog regarding the potential transfer of this website to Rot and his clique. This will not happen. This website, our website, is the MtF foster child of me and Angeleno, and I do not intend for that to change. While I am not anti-Froot, I also don't want him to own this website, I have expressed my concern to Angeleno about this in the past. Angeleno himself hasn't answered my messages (he did once) or calls in a while so I don't know what's going on. Angeleno, if you are reading this, please respond to me. We need to discuss the future of this website. | |||
You also might be wondering why I'm sperging out over shit that happened over a month ago, It's mainly because Angeleno never informed me of making this "anon_humor" guy admin or this website "probably going to rot's group". This is all partially my fault because I rarely interact with soysphere politics nowadays. | |||
-Dr. Soyberg | |||
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Writing a new file is easy! For a new patient file, just search up an untaken Patient page (e.g Patient-XXX) and click '''Create an Article'''. You can also write a new patient file from the [[Main Page]]. There is a link that also says '''Create an Article'''. Similarly, you can click on a dead link, and the wiki will prompt you to create an article. | |||
Of course you aren't limited to writing about a Patient. You can also write about a doctor or an anomalous object. You can also write a Lore article, which is about a Location or an Incident. | |||
When creating a Patient File, it is recommended to click the add button, select ''Add Template'', then search up ''Patientbox''. From there, you can click on the box, then click ''Edit''. From there, you'll see a button that reads ''Show Options''. Check every option, except for the last option, unless you're nesting an article. There is also a Doctorbox and and Objectbox. These work similarly. | |||
=== Inspiration === | |||
You can get inspired by one of the 'jaks in your 'jak folder. You can also come up with something out of the blue, or try to put a Soysylum-style twist on an entry from the Soyjak Wiki. If you're completely new to the Soysylum format, it is recommended that you read the existing patient files first, and learn from them. You can also edit your own article, if you think it needs some polishing. | |||
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Latest revision as of 13:17, 12 June 2025
>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>NUS01C4C4H8T3R41
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.
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ID: | 294 |
Name: | The Coffee Machine |
Threat level: | Sootclid |
Filed: | March 18th, 2001 |
By: | Dr. Archivist |
OBJ-294
Object File ID: 294
Threat Level: Sootclid
Description
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.
After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.
News
Hello all, Dr. Soyberg again. I feel as though I owe you guys a proper news section, so, here it goes.
I recently stumbled upon a few comments on the Shlog regarding the potential transfer of this website to Rot and his clique. This will not happen. This website, our website, is the MtF foster child of me and Angeleno, and I do not intend for that to change. While I am not anti-Froot, I also don't want him to own this website, I have expressed my concern to Angeleno about this in the past. Angeleno himself hasn't answered my messages (he did once) or calls in a while so I don't know what's going on. Angeleno, if you are reading this, please respond to me. We need to discuss the future of this website.
You also might be wondering why I'm sperging out over shit that happened over a month ago, It's mainly because Angeleno never informed me of making this "anon_humor" guy admin or this website "probably going to rot's group". This is all partially my fault because I rarely interact with soysphere politics nowadays.
-Dr. Soyberg
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