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=== '''[[Patient-020]]''' ===
{{Patientbox|file=Greentext jak.png|id=020|name="The 'Jak Dealer"|threat=Sootclid|date=November 1st, 2021|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}
Patient File ID: 020


{{MainPageHeader}}Hello to any new 'teens browsing the site. While I'll generally try to keep the wiki decentralized, threads that have absolutely nothing do to with the Soysylum or its lore building will be removed. -Dr. Soyberg
Threat Level: Sootclid


I never expected a silly 'ki project I brainstormed with 'leno to get praise from so many teens and even RQQT. Thank you to everyone to contributing articles to this 'ki. -Dr Soyberg[[File:Baba.png|thumb|friction dive tiger purple drive distinct wiggly lizards dye thirsty zany overt drain psychotic umbrella upset escape second hands tone point]]
== '''Containment Procedures''' ==
Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter.
Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse.


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>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>NUS01C4C4H8T3R41
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.

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