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Patient-4332

Asylum Patient

ID:	4332
Name:	>deer
Threat level:	Thrembo
Filed:	June 31st 20XX
By:	Dr. Larpson

Patient File ID: 4332

Threat Level: Thrembo

Containment Level: Safe

Containment Procedure

Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron based keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied sproke once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.

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Hello again, Doctors. It's me, Dr. Soyberg. It is with great sorrow that I announce that I no longer have any interest with soysphere politics. Since beginning school, I've realized there's more to life than this small echo chamber of (now) 12 year old shitter immigrants. Just like the many popular image boards before it, the Sharty, and soon a plethora of other 'jakking websites will become infested with "tradcath groypers" and literal children. I was fortunate enough to join in late 2023, just in time to experience the last golden age of this IB. THOUGH, as we head into October, it seems like the magic that was there in 2023 is seemingly gone. And so, with that, I retire. This doesn't mean the website will shut down, it just means I won't come on here. To whoever still regularly comes on this website (or even to any nusoisluttas that find this website on accident), I say to you what many others before me have said; never stop 'jakkin, 'teens.