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Anomalous Object

ID:	294
Name:	The Coffee Machine
Threat level:	Sootclid
Filed:	March 18th, 2001
By:	Dr. Archivist

OBJ-294

Object File ID: 294

Threat Level: Sootclid

Description

OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.

After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.

News

Hello, little goyim. It's Dr. Soyberg again.

It's been a hot minute since I've been on the Sharty and the post quality has gone down the drain. But I'm not here to bitch and complain about der Sharty again, instead I want to say thank you to the people that have so far contributed to this website and the worldbuilding they've put into every article. Specifically, thank you to the people that have stayed around updating articles. I swear, some of you have autism. I mean seriously, this pretty much a DNB of a website as much as that sucks to say. Nonetheless, this website will stay up with the help of my good 'ol pal Angeleno. A few months ago, I was hoping to overhaul this website, but with school (and me being a lazy selfish little fuck) starting back up again, it'll have to be on the backburner for now.

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When creating a Patient File, it is recommended to click the add button, select Add Template, then search up Patientbox. From there, you can click on the box, then click Edit. From there, you'll see a button that reads Show Options. Check every option, except for the last option, unless you're nesting an article. There is also a Doctorbox and and Objectbox. These work similarly.

Inspiration

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