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=== '''[[Patient-020]]''' ===
{{Patientbox|file=Greentext jak.png|id=020|name="The 'Jak Dealer"|threat=Sootclid|date=November 1st, 2021|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}
Patient File ID: 020


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Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter.
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Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse.
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>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>NUS01C4C4H8T3R41
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.

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