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=== '''[[Patient-4332]]''' === | |||
{{Patientbox|file=Doedoedoedoedoe.png|id=4332|name=>deer|threat=Thrembo|date=June 31st 20XX|author=Dr. Larpson}} | |||
Patient File ID: 4332 | |||
Threat Level: Thrembo | |||
Containment Level: Safe | |||
== Containment Procedure == | |||
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron <s>based</s> keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied [[Sproke|sproke]] once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen. | |||
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Latest revision as of 09:39, 26 September 2024
>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>14K1ll_4ll_k1kes88
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.
Welcome to The Soysylum, Dr. Soyberg.
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| ID: | 4332 |
| Name: | >deer |
| Threat level: | Thrembo |
| Filed: | June 31st 20XX |
| By: | Dr. Larpson |
Patient File ID: 4332
Threat Level: Thrembo
Containment Level: Safe
Containment Procedure
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron based keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied sproke once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.
