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'''Threat Level: Soyclid'''
=== '''[[Patient-4332]]''' ===
 
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'''Prescribed medication: Sprike and Spoke (DO NOT MIX THE TWO)'''
Patient File ID: 4332
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| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |005
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Name:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |Nicknamed "Deformedjak"
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Filed:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |February 9th, 202Ϫ
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= Patient Procedures =
Threat Level: Thrembo
Patient-005 is to be contained in 5x5 metre room. An entire wheel of rope must be supplied into this room every week. Under no circumstances may the topic of █████ or █████████ be brought up in earshot of 005.


= Patient Description =
Containment Level: Safe
Patient-005 is a brown-skinned male humanoid, and living relative to [[Patient-041]]. Xher face is distorted to the point of being barely recognizable, and tattoos appear and disappear on xher skin that take the shape of spades, hearts, and other crude shapes (The meaning of these has yet to be determined). 005 speaks a slurred mix of Italian and Spanish.
 
[[Patient-005]]


== Containment Procedure ==


Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron <s>based</s> keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied [[Sproke|sproke]] once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.




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