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'''Threat Level: Soymiel''' | '''Threat Level: Soymiel''' | ||
[[File:Patient-1963.png|alt=a captain america soyjak staring angrily at the camera|thumb|Patient- | [[File:Patient-1963.png|alt=a captain america soyjak staring angrily at the camera|thumb|Patient-900 in its 'rage state', taken by agent ███████ before he was ██████████████.]] | ||
== Containment Procedures == | == Containment Procedures == | ||
Patient- | Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident. The holding cell must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 3 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 2 guards. | ||
Patient is to be fed a wide assortment of Marvel media. This has shown to provide a "calming" effect on the subject. The actual rated quality of this media does not seem to have any impact on Patient- | Patient is to be fed a wide assortment of Marvel media. This has shown to provide a "calming" effect on the subject. The actual rated quality of this media does not seem to have any impact on Patient-900, as long as it is an active federal trademark registration owned by Marvel, although the media will not work if the patient has no prior knowledge of the setting of the show and it's connection towards Marvel. | ||
While subject is in use, it is to be closely monitored via satellite relay with an embedded microchip located near the temple. All known | While subject is in use, it is to be closely monitored via satellite relay with an embedded microchip located near the temple. All known 900-B instances are to be incinerated immediately, without knowledge from Patient-900. | ||
== Patient Description == | == Patient Description == | ||
Patient- | Patient-900 is a middle-aged Caucasian individual who identifies as male, who currently is ███████ originating from ███████ ██████, Florida. Patient is approximately 158cm in height weighs ███ kilograms, and possesses very little body hair. Subject wears a 'Captain America' shirt. | ||
== Behavior == | == Behavior == | ||
The subject has been recorded perfectly emulating media consumed within the past 2 to ██ hours, whether it be through arranging it's 'Funko Pops' which emulate characters and scenes from the Marvel 'cinematic universe' in a various manner, or via vocalization. | The subject has been recorded perfectly emulating media consumed within the past 2 to ██ hours, whether it be through arranging it's 'Funko Pops' which emulate characters and scenes from the Marvel 'cinematic universe' in a various manner, or via vocalization. | ||
Patient- | Patient-900 holds extreme disdain towards individuals who criticize the Marvel likeness or it's consumers. Subjects who are recognized by Patient-900 will hereby be referred to as 900-S. Upon activation, the patient will rapidly approach 900-A' last known location. Despite seemingly impossible to do so, subject has shown to be able to reach speeds that range from ██ to ███ km/h , depending on how patients rage is induced. | ||
Upon contact with | Upon contact with 900-S, Patient-900 will begin to █████████ and ███████ target, later excreting them through it's ████████ as ██████████████ , classified as 900-B. 900-B instances are generally not hostile, and possess behavior similar to the subject, without the aggressiveness. Despite this, individuals who are within a 60 meter radius of 900-B instances later experience effects similar to the █████████ that 900-B instances originate from after 20 minutes. It's affects are not halted by physical matter, and this has resulted in the loss of 2 guards and 4 soyientists. These effects have also been shown to be memetic, impacting individuals who observe 900-B instances through any form of video, live or recorded. | ||
== Usage == | == Usage == | ||
Despite initial | Despite the initial response that the subject was a normal soyjak, [[Dr. Soystein]] showed evidence for the missed potential for use of the subject. Patient-900 has been shown to be particularly useful in elimination of nonbelievers and misinformation spreaders who present a danger to the Soysylum, and soyience as a whole. As of this date, Patient-900 has neutralized ██ chuds. Usage has been authorized by the NSA and Mossad. | ||
Revision as of 14:40, 21 April 2024
Threat Level: Soymiel
Containment Procedures
Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident. The holding cell must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 3 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 2 guards.
Patient is to be fed a wide assortment of Marvel media. This has shown to provide a "calming" effect on the subject. The actual rated quality of this media does not seem to have any impact on Patient-900, as long as it is an active federal trademark registration owned by Marvel, although the media will not work if the patient has no prior knowledge of the setting of the show and it's connection towards Marvel.
While subject is in use, it is to be closely monitored via satellite relay with an embedded microchip located near the temple. All known 900-B instances are to be incinerated immediately, without knowledge from Patient-900.
Patient Description
Patient-900 is a middle-aged Caucasian individual who identifies as male, who currently is ███████ originating from ███████ ██████, Florida. Patient is approximately 158cm in height weighs ███ kilograms, and possesses very little body hair. Subject wears a 'Captain America' shirt.
Behavior
The subject has been recorded perfectly emulating media consumed within the past 2 to ██ hours, whether it be through arranging it's 'Funko Pops' which emulate characters and scenes from the Marvel 'cinematic universe' in a various manner, or via vocalization.
Patient-900 holds extreme disdain towards individuals who criticize the Marvel likeness or it's consumers. Subjects who are recognized by Patient-900 will hereby be referred to as 900-S. Upon activation, the patient will rapidly approach 900-A' last known location. Despite seemingly impossible to do so, subject has shown to be able to reach speeds that range from ██ to ███ km/h , depending on how patients rage is induced.
Upon contact with 900-S, Patient-900 will begin to █████████ and ███████ target, later excreting them through it's ████████ as ██████████████ , classified as 900-B. 900-B instances are generally not hostile, and possess behavior similar to the subject, without the aggressiveness. Despite this, individuals who are within a 60 meter radius of 900-B instances later experience effects similar to the █████████ that 900-B instances originate from after 20 minutes. It's affects are not halted by physical matter, and this has resulted in the loss of 2 guards and 4 soyientists. These effects have also been shown to be memetic, impacting individuals who observe 900-B instances through any form of video, live or recorded.
Usage
Despite the initial response that the subject was a normal soyjak, Dr. Soystein showed evidence for the missed potential for use of the subject. Patient-900 has been shown to be particularly useful in elimination of nonbelievers and misinformation spreaders who present a danger to the Soysylum, and soyience as a whole. As of this date, Patient-900 has neutralized ██ chuds. Usage has been authorized by the NSA and Mossad.
