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<div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:0.1em 1em 1em;">{{Objectbox|id=294|name=The Coffee Machine|threat=Sootclid|date=March 18th, 2001|author=[[User:Dr. Archivist|Dr. Archivist]]|file=2024 06 04 0lq Kleki.png}}
=== '''[[Patient-020]]''' ===
 
{{Patientbox|file=Greentext jak.png|id=020|name="The 'Jak Dealer"|threat=Sootclid|date=November 1st, 2021|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}
=== [[OBJ-294]] ===
Patient File ID: 020
Object File ID: 294


Threat Level: Sootclid
Threat Level: Sootclid


== '''Containment Procedures''' ==
== '''Description''' ==
Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter.
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as [[Sproke]], water, [[meds]] and many more.
Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse.
 
After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.
 


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