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'''Braun Hartwell Soyberg''' (a.k.a, Dr. Soyberg) was the second Head Doctor of the '''[[The Soysylum|Soysylum]]'''. He invented several treatments, and mentored his successor, [[Dr. Soystein|'''Dr. Soystein''']]. His mission statement he declared when he was sworn in by Dr. Soot, was "To heal is better than to hurt. Security is health. I am become treatment, the curer of '''[[schizophrenia]]'''." It is important to note that his term at the Soysulum was the least bloody so far. Unfortunately, he was killed in a particularly bad schizo uprising. | '''Braun Hartwell Soyberg''' (a.k.a, Dr. Soyberg) was the second Head Doctor of the '''[[The Soysylum|Soysylum]]'''. He invented several treatments, and mentored his successor, [[Dr. Soystein|'''Dr. Soystein''']]. His mission statement he declared when he was sworn in by Dr. Soot, was "To heal is better than to hurt. Security is health. I am become treatment, the curer of '''[[schizophrenia]]'''." It is important to note that his term at the Soysulum was the least bloody so far. Unfortunately, he was killed in a particularly bad schizo uprising. | ||
It is speculated that Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death, curing India's "poop virus" in his new life.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JCf8O</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/rGLKs?wr=true</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201017212408/soyjak.party/soy/res/5412.html</ref> | |||
== Methods == | |||
Dr. Soyberg was [https://soyjakwiki.org/Best_known_for best known for] his avant-garde approach to psychiatry, blending various disciplines and techniques. Here are a few that he was rumored to have employed at the Mental Asoylum: | |||
'''Soylent Therapy:''' Believing in the link between nutrition and the psyche, Dr. Soyberg developed a special diet based on soy products, which he claimed could balance the mind. | |||
'''Virtual Reality Exposure:''' Dr. Soyberg was an early adopter of VR technology, using it to simulate environments for patients to confront their fears in a controlled setting. | |||
'''Meme Analysis:''' In a unique twist on dream analysis, he interpreted patients’ favorite internet memes to gain insights into their subconscious minds. | |||
'''Rhythmic Soynd Therapy:''' He used the sounds of soybeans being processed to create [https://soyjakwiki.org/Calm calming] rhythms that were played throughout the asylum to soothe agitated patients. | |||
These methods, while unorthodox, were a testament to Dr. Soyberg’s creative genius and his relentless pursuit of new ways to heal the mind. | |||
[[File:The_death_of_Dr_Soyberg.PNG|link=https://soyjakwiki.org/File:The_death_of_Dr_Soyberg.PNG|thumb|350x350px|An asylum inmate graphically recounts Dr. Soyberg's death.]] | |||
== Dr. Soyberg's patented Excellent BBC Therapy == | |||
Dr. Soyberg’s most controversial theory, known as BBC Therapy, was a radical approach to mental health treatment. The acronym “BBC” means '''“Behavioral Brainwave Calibration”''', a technique that Dr. Soyberg claimed could recalibrate a patient’s brainwaves through a combination of auditory stimuli and guided meditation. | |||
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Revision as of 09:49, 14 December 2025
Not to be confused with Dr. Soystein
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| Name: | Dr. Soyberg |
| Clearance level: | [REDACTED] |
| Status: | Deceased |
| Joined: | XX/XX/2010 |
| Left: | XX/XX/2020 |
Braun Hartwell Soyberg (a.k.a, Dr. Soyberg) was the second Head Doctor of the Soysylum. He invented several treatments, and mentored his successor, Dr. Soystein. His mission statement he declared when he was sworn in by Dr. Soot, was "To heal is better than to hurt. Security is health. I am become treatment, the curer of schizophrenia." It is important to note that his term at the Soysulum was the least bloody so far. Unfortunately, he was killed in a particularly bad schizo uprising.
It is speculated that Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death, curing India's "poop virus" in his new life.[1][2][3]
Methods
Dr. Soyberg was best known for his avant-garde approach to psychiatry, blending various disciplines and techniques. Here are a few that he was rumored to have employed at the Mental Asoylum:
Soylent Therapy: Believing in the link between nutrition and the psyche, Dr. Soyberg developed a special diet based on soy products, which he claimed could balance the mind.
Virtual Reality Exposure: Dr. Soyberg was an early adopter of VR technology, using it to simulate environments for patients to confront their fears in a controlled setting.
Meme Analysis: In a unique twist on dream analysis, he interpreted patients’ favorite internet memes to gain insights into their subconscious minds.
Rhythmic Soynd Therapy: He used the sounds of soybeans being processed to create calming rhythms that were played throughout the asylum to soothe agitated patients.
These methods, while unorthodox, were a testament to Dr. Soyberg’s creative genius and his relentless pursuit of new ways to heal the mind.
Dr. Soyberg's patented Excellent BBC Therapy
Dr. Soyberg’s most controversial theory, known as BBC Therapy, was a radical approach to mental health treatment. The acronym “BBC” means “Behavioral Brainwave Calibration”, a technique that Dr. Soyberg claimed could recalibrate a patient’s brainwaves through a combination of auditory stimuli and guided meditation.
