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OBJ-010

Anomalous Object

ID:	010
Name:	The smoke detector
Threat level:	safe
Filed:	Feb 12 2024
By:	Gemelangelo

Special Containment Procedures

OBJ-010 is to be contained within a reinforced steel containment chamber, measuring 5m x 5m x 5m. The chamber must be equipped with soundproofing materials to prevent the sound of the object from reaching personnel. The room should also be monitored by at least two armed guards at all times. Every personnel transfered at the Site-██,with their melanin L* value below ██ must be registered as brown level risk category. Under no circumstances should any b-category personnel approach or enter the chamber without proper authorization and protective measures.

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