The Science

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The Science

A patient being exposed to a █ doses of The Science

The Science has frequently been used to treat patients at the Soyslum. The Science is an everadvancing medium: although it infrequently need to due to how The Science can already do everything.

Things The Science has unequivocally proven to be fact through peer reviewed snopes studies

  • the vaccine is entirely harmless
  • any and all infant stem cells used in the creation of said vaccine were given by willing donors.
  • There are 0 feminizing effects linked to the consumption of soy and soy products
  • Even if there were any such effects not wanting them would be a heckin unwholesome and sexist argument.

Alternatives

  • religion

The Science has been peer reviewed to be the more accurate form of reality than ANY religion. Do not question the science chud.

  • The Soyence

An experimental offshoot of The Science pioneered by Dr. Soystein. Not much is yet known about its' capabilities except for the fact that it is capable of opening a portal to niggerhell.