Threat Level: Soymiel
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| ID: | 900 |
| Name: | "The Loyal Consumer" |
| Threat level: | Soymiel |
| Filed: | April 21st, 2024 |
| By: | Ransid |
hmmmms to be closely monitored via satellite relay with an embedded microchip located near the temple. All known 900-B instances are to be incinerated immediately, without knowledge from Patient-900.
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Despite the initial response that the subject was a normal soyjak, and that it needs no treatment, Dr. Soystein showed evidence for the missed potential for use of the subject. Patient-900 has been shown to be particularly useful in the elimination of right-wing extremists and misinformation spreaders who present a danger to the Soysylum, and The Science as a whole. As of this date, Patient-900 has neutralized ██ chuds. Usage has been authorized by the NSA and also the Mossad on Islamic folks. Patient-900 may be coerced to activate via the promise of more 'Funko Pops' or showing AI generated images and/or audio of 900-A attacking the Marvel franchise. Discussions have been made about whether or not to use Patient-900 to secure other Patients more effectively.
Further research is pending on the development of a form of advanced SRMD in Patient-900 due to limited allotted expenditures for research from the IDF.
