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| ID: | 010 |
| Name: | The smoke detector |
| Threat level: | safe |
| Filed: | Feb 12 2024 |
| By: | Gemelangelo |
Special Containment Procedures
OBJ-010 is to be contained within a reinforced steel containment chamber, measuring 5m x 5m x 5m. The chamber must be equipped with soundproofing materials to prevent the sound of the object from reaching personnel. The room should also be monitored by at least two armed guards at all times. Every personnel transfered at the Site-██,with their melanin L* value below ██ must be registered as brown level risk category. Under no circumstances should any b-category personnel approach or enter the chamber without proper authorization and protective measures.
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Hello again, Doctors! It is I, Dr. Soyberg again. I don't really know how to start this FNWO-sanctioned blogposterino, but to put things bluntly, I've completely lost interest in the Soysphere. No, I won't turn this into the #9823745846395876431295634798658937465783467856874854326854382659687348568568732658432 blogpost complaining about the Sharty, but I will say I will be much less active within this website. Also, to clear up any confusion, soyjak.party and soysylum.org do NOT run on the same server hosts. I've been asked this once so I want to get ahead of the confusion and state it before more people email me about it.
-Dr. Soyberg
