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'''Threat Level: Soyclid'''
=== '''[[Patient-900]]''' ===
'''Threat Level: Soymiel'''


'''Prescribed medication: Sprike and Spoke (DO NOT MIX THE TWO)'''
== Containment Procedures ==
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Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in <s>a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident.</s> an identical apartment to room 11031 in the apartment where Patient-900 was retrieved, with the same furnishings and appliances. The holding area must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 2 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, and given approval by a L4 clearance, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 3 guards. Usage of the subject is to be authorized only via L5 clearance and above. 
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''ID:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |005
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Name:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |Nicknamed "Deformedjak"
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| style="border-style: none none none none;white-space:nowrap" |'''Threat level:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |Soyclid
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Filed:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |February 9th, 202Ϫ
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''By:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |Professor Chudstein
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= Patient Procedures =
Patient-005 is to be contained in 5x5 metre room. An entire wheel of rope must be supplied into this room every week. Under no circumstances may the topic of █████ or █████████ be brought up in earshot of 005.


= Patient Description =
Patient-005 is a brown-skinned male humanoid, and living relative to [[Patient-041]]. Xher face is distorted to the point of being barely recognizable, and tattoos appear and disappear on xher skin that take the shape of spades, hearts, and other crude shapes (The meaning of these has yet to be determined). 005 speaks a slurred mix of Italian and Spanish.


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