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'''Threat Level: | === '''[[Patient-900]]''' === | ||
'''Threat Level: Soymiel''' | |||
== Containment Procedures == | |||
{{Patientbox|file=Patient-1963.png|id=900|name="The Loyal Consumer"|threat=Soymiel|date=April 21st, 2024|author=Ransid}} | |||
Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in <s>a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident.</s> an identical apartment to room 11031 in the apartment where Patient-900 was retrieved, with the same furnishings and appliances. The holding area must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 2 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, and given approval by a L4 clearance, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 3 guards. Usage of the subject is to be authorized only via L5 clearance and above. | |||
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<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2> | <h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2>Hello again, Doctors! It is I, Dr. Soyberg again. I don't really know how to start this FNWO-sanctioned blogposterino, but to put things bluntly, I've completely lost interest in the Soysphere. No, I won't turn this into the #9823745846395876431295634798658937465783467856874854326854382659687348568568732658432 blogpost complaining about the Sharty, but I will say I will be much less active within this website. Also, to clear up any confusion, soyjak.party and soysylum.org do '''NOT''' run on the same server hosts. I've been asked this once so I want to get ahead of the confusion and state it before more people email me about it. | ||
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| ID: | 900 |
| Name: | "The Loyal Consumer" |
| Threat level: | Soymiel |
| Filed: | April 21st, 2024 |
| By: | Ransid |
Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident. an identical apartment to room 11031 in the apartment where Patient-900 was retrieved, with the same furnishings and appliances. The holding area must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 2 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, and given approval by a L4 clearance, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 3 guards. Usage of the subject is to be authorized only via L5 clearance and above.
News
Hello again, Doctors! It is I, Dr. Soyberg again. I don't really know how to start this FNWO-sanctioned blogposterino, but to put things bluntly, I've completely lost interest in the Soysphere. No, I won't turn this into the #9823745846395876431295634798658937465783467856874854326854382659687348568568732658432 blogpost complaining about the Sharty, but I will say I will be much less active within this website. Also, to clear up any confusion, soyjak.party and soysylum.org do NOT run on the same server hosts. I've been asked this once so I want to get ahead of the confusion and state it before more people email me about it.
-Dr. Soyberg
