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Patient File ID: 005

Threat Level: Soyclid

Prescribed medication: Sprike and Spoke (DO NOT MIX THE TWO)

Asylum Patient

ID:	005
Name:	Nicknamed "Deformedjak"
Threat level:	Soyclid
Filed:	February 9th, 202Ϫ
By:	Professor Chudstein

Patient Procedures

Patient-005 is to be contained in 5x5 metre room. An entire wheel of rope must be supplied into this room every week. Under no circumstances may the topic of █████ or █████████ be brought up in earshot of 005.

Patient Description

Patient-005 is a brown-skinned male humanoid, and living relative to Patient-041. Xher face is distorted to the point of being barely recognizable, and tattoos appear and disappear on xher skin that take the shape of spades, hearts, and other crude shapes (The meaning of these has yet to be determined). 005 speaks a slurred mix of Italian and Spanish.

Patient-005

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