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| ID: | 010 |
| Name: | The smoke detector |
| Threat level: | safe |
| Filed: | Feb 12 2024 |
| By: | Gemelangelo |
Special Containment Procedures
OBJ-010 is to be contained within a reinforced steel containment chamber, measuring 5m x 5m x 5m. The chamber must be equipped with soundproofing materials to prevent the sound of the object from reaching personnel. The room should also be monitored by at least two armed guards at all times. Every personnel transfered at the Site-██,with their melanin L* value below ██ must be registered as brown level risk category. Under no circumstances should any b-category personnel approach or enter the chamber without proper authorization and protective measures.
News
Hello, doctors! Sorry for no update for nearly a month, but during this time, I've slowly lost interest in the Sharty. From the shitty captchas, to the low quality NAS posts littering the site, the Sharty isn't the same website that it was just a few months ago. I mainly attribute this downfall to Angeleno leaving, but that's a conversation for another day. Fortunately, I will keep this site up with the help of Angeleno. As of now, he is on vacation so there will be now major changes to the website for the next week or so. However, I do plan on adding into automatic greentext and orangetext. Again, thank you for the interest in the site.
-Dr. Soyberg
