The Soysylum
Established in 19XX, The Soy Asylum (better known as the Soysylum) is a mental hospital dedicated to rehabilitating soyteens that have gone schizo. It has employed several award-winning employees and has had several successful rehabilitations. The Asylum has NOT been the subject of any controversy, it is NOT a front for anything else, it does not contain ANYTHING that science cannot explain and YOU WILL NOT INVETIGSTE FURTHER WITHOUT THE PROPER CLEARANCE.
Location
The Soy Asylum is located in ████████, Israel. Branch locations are located in Capital Reef National Park, Burundi, and ██████. The building is located in a vast desert landscape with a sole mountain protruding from it. On the side of the mountain, a metal door can be seen at the base of the mountain. As of now, this is the only entrance into the Asylum because... It just is, okay? Don't question it further, soyim.
Mission Statement
The Soy Asylum is dedicated to the procurement, treatment, and containment of all dangerous schizos as well as any anomalous objects or patients. All soysylum staff trust in The Science above all else. Praise Fauci.
Any anomalous findings WILL be addressed by trained staff. The public WILL be protected. Dangerous schizos or anomalies WILL be contained, treated, and otherwise Science'd The Shit Out Of.
List of Administrators (current and past)
Soot (19XX-2010) - former Admin and founder of the Sharty. Oversaw the construction of the Soysylum before ultimately giving power over to Dr. Soyberg.
Dr. Soyberg (2010-2020) - Well known Administrator, responsible for implementing the C.A.L.M. (Calming, Atmospheric, Lown Meditation) Program. Was unfortunately killed in a freak accident.
Dr. Soystein (2020-Present) - Mentored by Dr. Soyberg, he took a hardliner approach to curing patients after the incident. He usually shoves meds and Sproke down patient's throats in hoping that they will get better. If this does not work, he kills them.
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Soot, the first Administrator of the Soysylum
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Soyberg, the second administrator of the Soysylum
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Dr. Soystein, the third and current Administrator of the Soysylum
