MJF BP-1312 "Bad Piggies"
Mobile Jak Force Unit: BP-1312
Code Name: "Bad Piggies"
Headquarters: New ████, United States
Date Formed: ██-██-1996
Member Count: █████
Description
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Retrievals
Unit BP-1312 has retrieved multiple patients and objects, with varying levels of success.
| Subject | Description |
|---|---|
| Patient-221 | Located by agents undercover in the Cleveland Police Department in East Cleveland, Ohio. Patient-221 attempts to bite Agent █████ Dequavion's' foot. |
| Patient-009 | Detained by agents in the █████ police department after reports of assault on passersby due to a obese man talking about a communist revolution. Agents originally decided to let the patient go; but after finding his disapproval of various agencies and corporations on digital recording and stating that he felt ██████████, the subject was taken into custody. |
| OBJ-1163 | Discovered after large reports of peaceful protesting near a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Jackson, Mississippi. Teams were called, and the object was discovered after the last of the peaceful protesters were moved. 4 African-American agents lost due to object. Many agents reported discrimination to the department head when they were not in the correct bracket for activation of object. |
| Patient-900 | Located by agents in the apartment block of █████, █████ City, after responding to a call of a "noise complaint". There, they found 9 instances of 900-B alongside it and lost ██% of the agents sent. |
| OBJ-9999 | Contained by agents after 3 civilian, 7 non-affiliated SWAT, and 6 agents were taken and █████████ into it's ████████████. News media coverage wiped through the efforts of the SNCAE Division |
Events
Below are a listed list of important events that MJF BP-1312 has been involved in.
Incident: 8/12/2002
After getting 9-11 calls about a large group of "anti-semites" under a synagogue from Jewish rabbis, agents were met with ██ instances of Patient-067-1 which were hollowing out the dimensions of the building under the floorboards. The Fingerboys then charged at the 4 officers when discovered, resulting in 2 out of 3 agents being deceased, with 1 unaffiliated officer. The last agent, who was mortally wounded, radioed for help, before being consumed by the large amount of Fingerboys. Backup arrived and neutralized 80% of the instances before they retreated into a smaller tunnel, which agents could not crawl through. This incident was reported to the central Soysylum command, and was the second recorded instance of the Fingerboys, preceding the ███-█ event.
Incident: 26/5/2020
After agents undercover get reports of "forgery in progress" in ██████████, Minneapolis, they see subject George Floyd under the influence of Fentanyl and Sproke combined, and wrongly recognize him as an immediate threat, due to his African-American complexion. Agent 'Derek Chauvin' attempts to restrain the subject for the purpose of detaining and transportation back to the Soysylum, and accidentally spills 3 liters of bug juice with a BCG of 6 into Floyd's open mouth. This leads to death within 4 minutes, as Floyd's cells were completely eviscerated by the three-way combination. As a result of Chauvin's extreme racism and discrimination, he has been imprisoned alongside Patient-████, in the ██████████ facility after being transferred after his trial. The department was investigated and the whole Mobile Jak Force Unit had been revised following the event.
Chief █████ "Soy". Bernstein had this to say during an agency meeting:
"As a Jewish American, I am heckin not a fan of the discrimination in this unit. As of now, diversity trainings are mandated for all units at the end of the week, excluding People Of Color. We JUST can't have this happen again.
