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- 18:10, 12 December 2025 Sidson (hist | edit) [272 bytes] Anonymous (Privacy policy) (Created page with "where sidson where sidson where sidson WHERE SIDSON WHERE SIDSON where sidson where sidson Where Sidson where sidson WHERE SIDSon whERE siDSon where sidson WHERE SIDSON WHeRe SiDSoN whEre sIdSoN where sidson where sidson WHere SIdson wherE SiDSOn where sidson where sidson") Tag: Visual edit
- 17:11, 12 December 2025 Patient-364 (hist | edit) [3,113 bytes] Dr. Brightburg (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 364</big> <big>'''''Threat Level:''' Safe''</big> <big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' Stress meds, Soylent, large leaves, and the occasional bowl of bug cereal (dry)</big>{{Patientbox|id=364|name=Soy Snails|threat=Safe|date=12/11/2025|author=Dr. Brightburg|file=Patient-364.png}} == '''Patient Description''' == Patient-364 are a group of Helix pomatia with one key difference: A mouth with teeth and human eyes in a perpetual soyface, th...")
- 12:55, 11 December 2025 Soychoanalysis (hist | edit) [1,514 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Ruby}} '''Soychoanalysis''' is a set of theories and techniques of research to discover unconscious processes and their influence on consciousthought, emotion and behaviour. Based on dream interpretation, soychoanalysis is also a talk therapy method for treating of mental disorders. Established in 2025 by BigSoyther, it takes into account Darwin's theory of evolution, neurology findings, wikipedia:Et...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 08:40, 11 December 2025 Soylentities (hist | edit) [1,853 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The '''Soylentities''' are entities which have reportedly been sighted in and around the Mental Asylum. At first it was thought these entities were merely hallucinations of schizophrenic patients who had consumed extreme quantities (>10L) of Soylent. However they were proven to exist when a security camera captured footage of one in the Soylent Shortage Riots of 1999. Four soylentities are known to exist...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 08:39, 11 December 2025 Project Ingolstadt (hist | edit) [14,299 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The following files were recovered from KolymaNET. = 03.28.2022 - Subject #00501-Λ = thumb|Subject #00501-Λ As a child, I used to steal my sister's dolls. I would strip off their clothes, carve apart their plastic skin with pilfered scissors and knives, and glue their parts together to make chimaeras of my own, like a young Josef Mengele. She would always scream once she discovered my creations, and cry to my father, "Daddy! Daddy! B...")
- 08:38, 11 December 2025 Märgerautismus syndrome (hist | edit) [3,295 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Cobson)
- 08:36, 11 December 2025 Patient-25116 (hist | edit) [6,316 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Neutralplier''' was a patient at the Mental Asylum. == Patient File == {{Patientbox|file=Neutral Markiplier.png|id=25116|name=Neutralplier|threat=Extremely Low|date=2024-03-18|author=Dr. Soystein}} <code>Soy Patient File: 25116</code> <code>Real Name: Unknown</code> <code>Threat: Extremely Low</code></br> '''Description''': Neutralplier or Patient 25116 is a male in his late 30's. He appears entirely physically identical to Markiplier Soyjak (Patient)|Mar...")
- 02:23, 11 December 2025 Class Coal (hist | edit) [1,499 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Several Class Coal patients screaming at being photographed. {{Soyfe|content=Class Coal Patients are usually Soyfe}} '''Class Coal, Class Caca, Class SNCA, Niggers, Expendables, Inmates, or Nobodies''' is dehumanizing slang used to describe patients who are "uninteresting" and "don't have any cool superpowers." These terms are most commonly used by new hires and low-ranking doctors (you know who you are), and the So...") Tag: Visual edit
- 17:13, 10 December 2025 KFC (hist | edit) [376 bytes] Anonymous (Privacy policy) (Created a page and added a description) Tag: Visual edit
- 17:08, 10 December 2025 Nigger (hist | edit) [199 bytes] Anonymous (Privacy policy) (Added a basic description and properly built a page.) Tag: Visual edit
- 17:05, 10 December 2025 Chimping out (hist | edit) [206 bytes] Anonymous (Privacy policy) (Added a basic description)
- 14:18, 10 December 2025 Patient-59Ϫ5 (hist | edit) [2,321 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Item#:''' Patient-59Ϫ5 '''Object Class:''' Keter thumb|248x248px|'''Patient-59Ϫ5''' (non anomalous) '''Special Containment Procedures:''' As of Feburary 2022, Patient-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of Patient-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board 4Channel whereupon agents are to remove all instances of Patient-59Ϫ5 and issue a ban plea to the p...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 14:10, 10 December 2025 Patient-1488-C (hist | edit) [1,437 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "200px|frameless|thumb|right {{Redtext|WARNING: ACSESSING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER ADMITTANCE OR IDENTIFICATION COULD LEAD UP TO 25 YEARS IN [REMOVED] CUSTODY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.}} Object Description: Patient-1488-C is a meme-tic mutation from the █████████ server running on the video game from Microsoft called Minecraft originating from /muv/ on the website ██████.party Patient-1488-C-1 Is a...")
- 13:59, 10 December 2025 Patient-986 (hist | edit) [1,422 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "200px|frameless|thumb|right WARNING: ACSESSING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER ADMITTANCE OR IDENTIFICATION COULD LEAD UP TO 25 YEARS IN [REMOVED] CUSTODY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Threat Level: Highly Contagious Object Description: Patient-986 is a symbiotic virus that infects homo-sapiens and other lifeforms. Patient-986 986 resembles various common fruits and foods formed from plants found across the world, Patient-986...")
- 13:23, 10 December 2025 OBJ-5000 (hist | edit) [99 bytes] Dr. Brightburg (talk | contribs) (Edited SCP-5000 to be a little more Soysylum themed. Feel free to expand/add more to make it fit more into the theme)
- 13:00, 10 December 2025 Dr. Soyer (hist | edit) [868 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox Soyjak | name = Dr. Soyer | image =250px | type = Soyjak doctor | oldest_known_post= /qa/ (4chan), July 16, 2021 <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4735954/#4739519</ref> | booru_posts = {{boorusearch|dr_soyer|display=15}} as of June 24, 2025 | based_on = Bernd }} {{Gem}} '''Dr. Soyer''' is a doctor and security guard employed at the Mental Asylum. Despite his medical...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 12:59, 10 December 2025 Dr. Soyinivovich (hist | edit) [749 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Coal}}{{NeedsImages}} Dr. Soyinivovich is a medical doctor with a PhD in Psychiatry and Treatment of Mental Illnesses. He has been assigned to work at the Mental Asylum, hired<ref>Due to lack of personnel.</ref> in 2023 after applying for a position at the institution. He is currently in an internship at the asylum, with Dr. Soyer as his mentor. He has been put in charge of patients 2985 and 1940-1960 during his inter...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 12:59, 10 December 2025 Dr. Gigachad (hist | edit) [324 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "ALERT: NOT CANON200px|thumb|right|Dr. Gigachad '''Dr. Gigachad''' was (is?) the Head Psychiatrist at the Mental Asylum<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201027083142/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/7010.html </ref>. {{reflist}} Category:Doctors Category:Gigachads")
- 12:06, 10 December 2025 Dr. Sprokeberg (hist | edit) [3,305 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Deadmeme}}alt=Moon feelsoy observes intently.|thumb|Dr. Medstein and his monster. thumb|Dr. Sprokeberg performing ear surgeries for the patients in the Mental Asylum sometime before Sprokeberg's monster's creation.<ref name=":0" /> thumb|A lone Dr. Sprokeberg performing his daily duties. File:Sproke stand.png|thumb|Dr. Sprokeberg manning a Sproke stand.<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2"...")
- 10:53, 9 December 2025 Intern Soywitz (hist | edit) [1,693 bytes] Intern Soywitz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Doctorbox|file=pending|name=Dan Soywitz|clearance=Level One (Variable access via keycards entrusted for errands by higher staff).|status=Alive|joindate=December 9, 2025}}") Tag: Visual edit
- 08:00, 1 December 2025 OBJ-030 (hist | edit) [6,258 bytes] NateyNate67 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Objectbox |id=030 |name=The NoMirror |threat=Sootclid |date=May 1st, 1989 |file=OBJ-030.png }} =='''Special Containment Procedures'''== The object should be kept in a windowless room whilst covered by a blanket or any other barrier that will prevent its reflective part from being viewed. Only researchers and security personnel with level 2 clearance and above are allowed to access the room. =='''Description'''== OBJ-030 is an old vintage mirror, measuring around 180cm...")
- 12:26, 29 November 2025 Fentanyl (hist | edit) [13 bytes] Anonymous (Privacy policy) (Created page with "Fentanyl!!!!!") Tag: Visual edit
- 10:24, 27 November 2025 Patient-8364 (hist | edit) [3,760 bytes] Dr. Brightburg (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<blockquote>{{Patientbox|file=gigaakamai.jpeg|id=8360|name=The Giga Guardian|threat=Uncontained|date=Thursday, November 27th, 2025|author=Dr. Brightburg}} Patient-8364 was found guarding a small walled city called gigacity. Arial footage shows the entire population to be carbon copies of Patient-012 with slight variation in hair and height. This makes the community an XϪ level threat should they decide to do anything. As of 2025 no resident of the community has left it...")
- 08:59, 25 November 2025 Patient-1969 (hist | edit) [2,294 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (She is the best piece of vantawhite aryanfutabatanzanite from the 9,777th sphere of aryanheaven.)
- 07:22, 22 November 2025 Soybies (hist | edit) [2,474 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (prom...?)
- 13:18, 19 November 2025 OBJ-1046 (hist | edit) [2,413 bytes] Dr. Brightburg (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Objectbox |id=1046 |name=Virtual Winter - snow02.gif |threat=Sootclid |date=December 25th, 1997 |author=Dr. Brightburg |file=snow02.gif }} =='''Description''== OBJ-1046 is a file named "snow02.gif" that periodically appears on websites (especially around Soymas) that activates whenever a page infected by OBJ-1046 is loaded into a browser. Opening the browser console shows that OBJ-1046 is an externally injected gif that is downloaded into the co...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 16:46, 12 November 2025 Patient-1174 (hist | edit) [202 bytes] Rowan (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Patientbox|file=jassycuck.png|id=1174|name=Rajesh "Cunnywaffen General" Poopjeet Saarbozich|threat=Soyclid|date=11/12/25|author=User:Rowan}} Saarbozich is an obese, swarthy Bangladeshi pedophile.") Tag: Visual edit
- 11:35, 27 October 2025 Patient-013 (hist | edit) [5,030 bytes] Dr. Niggaberg (talk | contribs) (Absolute kino page btw if that matters) Tag: Visual edit
- 13:49, 25 October 2025 OBJ-006 (hist | edit) [4,072 bytes] Masltrolol (talk | contribs) (Created page with "== Special Containment Procedures == {{Patientbox|file="C:\Users\lumbe\Downloads\Untitled design (3).png"|id=006|name=rust emitter|threat=soyketer|date=July 9th 2002|author=malstrolol}} ====== OBJ-006 is to be contained in a glass box with metal grates on the floor, measuring 1.5mx5mx1.5. The box will be placed in a concrete room with dimensions of 5mx7mx5m and have a steady supply of nitrogen. All byproducts are to be sent to the incinerator located above the roof to m...") Tag: Visual edit
- 06:39, 30 September 2025 Cycling (hist | edit) [2,360 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (Do NOT let tourneyfags edit this.)
- 16:03, 24 September 2025 Dr. Fred (hist | edit) [718 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Doctorbox|file=DrFred.png|name=Dr. Frederator Paulisoyoflart|clearance=Level Three|status=Alive|joindate=November 1Ϫ, 2023|leavedate=June 26, 2025}} '''Dr. Frederator Paulisoyoflart''' (shortened to '''Dr. Fred''') was a mid-ranking psychiatrist employed by the Soysylum. He was fired inexplicably by Dr. Soystein in 2025. Many people have theorized why he was fired, but every theory so far has been immensely flawed. In his time in the Soysylum he...") Tag: Visual edit
- 09:50, 23 September 2025 OBJ-020 (hist | edit) [1,893 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (The 'sylum gets actual cannon fodder!)
