Dr. Soytan
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| Name: | Dr. Soytan |
| Clearance level: | Level 10 |
| Status: | Alive |
| Joined: | [REDACTED] |
| Left: | Never |
Dr. Soytan Bond-Tanner is a high-clearance doctor at the Soysylum. She contributed to several treatments, and cured several patients, most of which were once declared lost causes. She has assisted with certain procedures within the facility, and has earned credit within countless projects. Her work in the Soysylum has garnered high approval among doctors, and she has been greatly compensated for her work at the Soysylum. It is important to note that she even killed some of the Patients when treatment didn't work, and grew into one of the most feared doctors in the Soysylum.
History[edit | edit source]
Soytan was looking for a job and joined the Soysylum's staff with interest in medical work. Ever since she joined the Asoylum she never gave up in attempting to rid schizos of schizophrenia, even when her methods were considered "inhumane" outside the Asoylum. Soytan is best known for being somewhat aggressive with patients and even killing a couple of them for resisting treatments.
Methods[edit | edit source]
Dr. Soytan is best known for her million-dollar approach to psychiatry, blending various disciplines and techniques.
Soylent Therapy, revised: One of Dr. Soyberg's methods, claiming a link between nutrition and the psyche. Soytan's addition to this is niggerweed and Sproke.
Allure: Dr. Soytan's appearance is very comforting to patients, and she uses it to attract patients to confront their fears when they get scared of the other doctors.
Game Therapy: Dr. Soytan allows the better patients to play certain video games, interpreting patients' performance and style to gain insights into their minds.
"Who Needs Ethics?": Some of the worse patients may be into things that render them unworthy of being amongst the general population. Soytan has been noted as using a combination of Copium and electroshocks in specific dynamic intervals, claiming this will deprogram them.
Dr. Soytan's incredible Suicide Run: Dr. Soytan's most controversial method, known as the Suicide Run, was a radical approach to mental health treatment. The name "Suicide Run" is a reference to how lethal the course is, which Dr. Soytan claimed could recalibrate a patient's brain through a combination of trauma, near-death experiences, and unusual pain.
Quote[edit | edit source]
"Do you even bike, bro?"
— Dr. Soytan
