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- 11:35, 27 October 2025 Patient-013 (hist | edit) [5,417 bytes] Dr. Niggaberg (talk | contribs) (Absolute kino page btw if that matters) Tag: Visual edit
- 13:49, 25 October 2025 OBJ-006 (hist | edit) [4,126 bytes] Masltrolol (talk | contribs) (Created page with "== Special Containment Procedures == {{Patientbox|file="C:\Users\lumbe\Downloads\Untitled design (3).png"|id=006|name=rust emitter|threat=soyketer|date=July 9th 2002|author=malstrolol}} ====== OBJ-006 is to be contained in a glass box with metal grates on the floor, measuring 1.5mx5mx1.5. The box will be placed in a concrete room with dimensions of 5mx7mx5m and have a steady supply of nitrogen. All byproducts are to be sent to the incinerator located above the roof to m...") Tag: Visual edit
- 06:39, 30 September 2025 Cycling (hist | edit) [2,360 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (Do NOT let tourneyfags edit this.)
- 16:05, 24 September 2025 Dr. Paulisoyoflart (hist | edit) [22 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Redirected page to Dr. Fred) Tags: New redirect Visual edit
- 16:03, 24 September 2025 Dr. Fred (hist | edit) [718 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Doctorbox|file=DrFred.png|name=Dr. Frederator Paulisoyoflart|clearance=Level Three|status=Alive|joindate=November 1Ϫ, 2023|leavedate=June 26, 2025}} '''Dr. Frederator Paulisoyoflart''' (shortened to '''Dr. Fred''') was a mid-ranking psychiatrist employed by the Soysylum. He was fired inexplicably by Dr. Soystein in 2025. Many people have theorized why he was fired, but every theory so far has been immensely flawed. In his time in the Soysylum he...") Tag: Visual edit
- 09:50, 23 September 2025 OBJ-020 (hist | edit) [1,893 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (The 'sylum gets actual cannon fodder!)
- 10:16, 5 September 2025 OBJ-1174 (hist | edit) [2,232 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (we needed a nigga capable of ending the world doe)
- 18:28, 3 September 2025 Patient-150 (hist | edit) [3,309 bytes] SprokemowerMan (talk | contribs) (-Added Grenade Niggers) Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 04:21, 2 September 2025 OBJ-101 (hist | edit) [2,299 bytes] Dr JonathanJew (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Objectbox|file=CENSORED-1998-6-7.png|id=101|threat=Sootclid|name=Mal'P|date=January 7th, 1998|author=Dr. JonathanJew}} '''Item #:''' Patient-101 '''Object Class:''' Sootclid == Containment Procedures == The Canon P that contains the entity must have its batteries removed and be locked in a titanium cell 200 feet away from any humanoid Sootclid entity. The film must also be locked away separately to prevent entities from using its power to help...") Tag: Visual edit
- 01:15, 1 September 2025 Chaos 'Cord (hist | edit) [1,257 bytes] SprokemowerMan (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Chaos 'Cord''' is a group of obsessed, retarded, deformed, ugly, brown, ESL pedophiles that have dedicated themselves to sabotaging the Soysylum. Their obsession is so extreme, that any 'Corder can be admitted as a special patient. If (You) suspect an employee of being a double agent for Chaos 'Cord, request a SRD-505 and fill out the appropriate answers. This totally won't cause them years of delay and punishment, even if they're innocent, and it totally...")
- 01:09, 28 August 2025 Homosexuality (hist | edit) [2,560 bytes] MedicalMalpractice (talk | contribs) (fgt)
- 23:53, 27 August 2025 Patient-012 (hist | edit) [2,921 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 012</big> <big>'''''Threat Level:''''' ???</big> <big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' N/A</big> <big>'''''Additional Notes:''''' <span style="color: red;">'''WARNING: VIEWING THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 10 CLEARENCE OR HIGHER WILL RESULT IN INSTANT CARDIAC ARREST'''</span></big> == Containment Procedures == {{Patientbox|file=Patient_Gigachad.jpg|id=012|name=GigaChad|threat=???|date=2020-11-25|author=???}}Due to Patient Gigachad's nature,...") Tag: Visual edit
- 22:06, 27 August 2025 Patient-914 (hist | edit) [1,902 bytes] Dr. Soyberg (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 914</big> <big>'''''Threat Level:''''' Soyfe</big> <big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' N/A</big> == '''Patient Description''' == Patient-041, or nicknamed "The Slop Machine" is a living organism that has skin made of steel. As of now, it is unknown whether or not if possesses vital organs such as a soy producer or an HRT gland. It measures in at about 15 feet tall and about 22 feet across.") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:04, 26 August 2025 Patient-000 (hist | edit) [1,451 bytes] Dr. Soyberg (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Patientbox|file=Patient_Thougher.png|id=0|name=???|threat=Thrembo|date=2020-11-25|author=Dr. Soyowad}} <big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 000</big> <big>'''''Threat Level:''''' <s>Thrembo</s> Conceptually Higher</big> <big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' Eternal torture in a digital circus</big> ==Description== <s>Though Patient 0 is not real in our world, he is real in the fictional world, he often quotes homo sapiens on the internet by quoting the phrase "Though...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 20:02, 18 August 2025 Rules (hist | edit) [3,078 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<center><big>'''You WILL follow ALL of these rules, and you WILL be happy!'''</big></center> == General Rules (G) == G1. Do not post, discuss in graphic detail, upload, request, or link to anything that is illegal in the United States. If you do, you may be reported to law enforcement. G2. NSFW material is permitted as long as it has a good purpose for being in a Soysylum entry. The NSFW material should be relevant, forewarned, and well hidden. Soysylum staff reserve...") Tag: Visual edit
- 23:47, 16 August 2025 Sprokium (hist | edit) [2,069 bytes] SprokemowerMan (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Sprokium''' (Aka '''evil Copium''', ''codename: liquid copium'') is a compound used to peacefully decomission patients or witnesses. It's never used by doctors, but only agents. Sprokium is not considered a treatment, but a weapon. Therefore, its classification as "evil copium", due to it causing mental illness, rather than treating it. The codename is always to be used around outsiders. This unassuming codename keeps the victim unalarmed throughout the treatment (E....")
- 12:30, 14 August 2025 Cheetle (hist | edit) [2,284 bytes] Rot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Anatomy Diagram '''Chauvin's Beetles (Chauvincha Cleoptra)''' also known as '''Cheetles''' are a very common type of giant beetle found deep within the glaciers of Antarctica. They are one of the primary sources of meat provided to the US. The current top provider of Cheetle meat is the JIDF. == History == Cheetles date back to the Asselian era originating from Greenland. The migrated to Antarctica after evolving to withstand ext...") Tag: Visual edit
