MJF BP-1312 "Bad Piggies"
Mobile Jak Force Unit: BP-1312
Code Name: "Bad Piggies"
Headquarters: New ████, United States
Date Formed: ██-██-1996
Member Count: █████
Description[edit | edit source]
Purpose[edit | edit source]
"Bad Piggies" - 1312 is an undercover unit for the New ████ Police Department. While this is not the only base of operation, Unit 1312 operates across the United States, and the ██████████ ███████████ is the main headquarters. Agents are also undercover in the FBI and ███. If any civilians see a schizoid or anomalous object, they are to be detained and treated with Grade-A Copium. In cases of extreme emergencies, units may be transferred to divisions such as MJF FJ-41 "Total Patient Death" for their crowd control and weapons handling skills. Agents are selected based on socio-economic status and a ratio of 1 white for every 3 Black individuals must be maintained after the backlash towards police agencies following the 2020-2022 George Floyd Protests.
The purpose of this group is to have a firm grasp on locating and detaining soyteens in densely populated urban areas in the U.S. Members are usually undercover police officers sent on normal cases, for the express purpose of capturing any schizos in case an agent encounters one in the field while doing normal police and/or investigation duty. BP-1312 serves only the Soysylum, and is not affiliated or working for any others groups of interest. Upon discovery of an individual who needs rehabilitation, agents will attempt to gain custody and wipe the records of the person or persons who are arrested from the police department with as little suspicion as possible. If this is not found to be possible, then agents of BP-1312 higher on the chain of command will take these individuals away on the guise of "relocation". There are also some police departments which are made up of more than 90% undercover MJF BP-1312 units.
Retrievals[edit | edit source]
Unit BP-1312 has retrieved multiple patients and objects, with varying levels of success.
| Subject | Description |
|---|---|
| Patient-221 | Located by agents undercover in the Cleveland Police Department in East Cleveland, Ohio. Patient-221 attempts to bite Agent █████ Dequavion's' foot. |
| Patient-009 | Detained by agents in the █████ police department after reports of assault on passersby due to a obese man talking about a communist revolution. Agents originally decided to let the patient go; but after finding his disapproval of various agencies and corporations on digital recording and stating that he felt ██████████, the subject was taken into custody. |
| OBJ-1163 | Discovered after large reports of peaceful protesting near a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Jackson, Mississippi. Teams were called, and the object was discovered after the last of the peaceful protesters were moved. 4 African-American agents lost due to object. Many agents reported discrimination to the department head when they were not in the correct bracket for activation of object. |
| Patient-900 | Located by agents in the apartment block of █████, █████ City, after responding to a call of a "noise complaint". There, they found 9 instances of 900-B alongside it and lost ██% of the agents sent. |
| OBJ-9999 | Contained by agents after 3 civilian, 7 non-affiliated SWAT, and 6 agents were taken and █████████ into it's ████████████. News media coverage wiped through the efforts of the SNCAE Division |
Events[edit | edit source]
Below are a listed list of important events that MJF BP-1312 has been involved in.
Incident: 8/12/2002[edit | edit source]
After getting 9-11 calls about a large group of "anti-semites" under a synagogue from Jewish rabbis, agents were met with ██ instances of Patient-067-1 which were hollowing out the dimensions of the building under the floorboards. The Fingerboys then charged at the 4 officers when discovered, resulting in 2 out of 3 agents being deceased, with 1 unaffiliated officer. The last agent, who was mortally wounded, radioed for help, before being consumed by the large amount of Fingerboys. Backup arrived and neutralized 80% of the instances before they retreated into a smaller tunnel, which agents could not crawl through. This incident was reported to the central Soysylum command, and was the second recorded instance of the Fingerboys, preceding the ███-█ event.
Incident: 26/5/2020[edit | edit source]
After agents undercover get reports of "forgery in progress" in ██████████, Minneapolis, they see subject George Floyd under the influence of Fentanyl and Sproke combined, and wrongly recognize him as an immediate threat, due to his African-American complexion. Agent 'Derek Chauvin' attempts to restrain the subject for the purpose of detaining and transportation back to the Soysylum, and accidentally spills 3 liters of bug juice with a BCG of 6 into Floyd's open mouth. This leads to death within 4 minutes, as Floyd's cells were completely eviscerated by the three-way combination. As a result of Chauvin's extreme racism and discrimination, he has been imprisoned alongside Patient-████, in the ██████████ facility after being transferred after his trial. The department was investigated and the whole Mobile Jak Force Unit had been revised following the event.
Chief █████ "Soy". Bernstein had this to say during an agency meeting:
"As a Jewish American, I am heckin not a fan of the discrimination in this unit. As of now, diversity trainings are mandated for all units at the end of the week, excluding People Of Color. We JUST can't have this happen again.
