OBJ-246

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Anomalous Object
ID: 246
Name: ?
Threat level: Extreme
Filed: Feb 18, 2024
By: Anonymous Doctor

Class: Soyfe

Threat level: Extreme (DH)

Description[edit | edit source]

OBJ-246, is a transparent white rod 2 standard metric meters in length and 10 metric centimeters in diameter. Current technology is unable to create a precise measurement of its weight. Composed by an unknown material which resembles quartz crystals, although its molecular structure varies greatly from any documented material. The material possesses properties similar to glass and diamond, being highly resistant to shock, fracture, heat, deformation, etc.

The object was found in the living room of a man by the name of Emanuel Smith, during a unrelated investigation, who claimed to have received it as a "gift" from a source he refused to name. Upon soyvestigators questioning him further, he became agitated and hostile, lashing out and grabbing OBJ-246 before he could be restrained. Upon coming in contact with the object, it released a beam of energy which destroyed the entire apartment block and all personal included. Sensors indicate residue of radioactive material around the area.

All bystanders were medicated for delusions, cover stories IB-5231, "Islamic bombing", CM-1259 "Chud freakout" and C-001 "Chemical spill" are being used to explain the incident.

Containment protocol[edit | edit source]

The object is to be contained in a standard object containment cell, it is to be kept away from any human contact.

Audio transcripts of the encounter[edit | edit source]

Name Emanuel Smith
DOB 01/03/1994
Ethnicity Mutt
Weight 300kg
Height 179cm

Begin log, now.

First encounter[edit | edit source]

A duo of agents from MTF-610 ("schizo-hunters "), agent Cob and agent Lee make their way to the apartment block.


Agents communicate with Soyverwatch HQ


Cob:what do you think it's this time?


Lee: probably just another RICA1, we have had a lot of them these past few days.


Cob:trve. Make sure this one is actually detained, we can't afford a shootout here.


Lee:noted, I'll stay alert.


The duo stops at the door and knocks. Mr. Emanuel opens the door and invites them in.

Emanuel Smith: you guys look like cops or something, what do you want? Can't you see im eating here?


Cob: we see you as a valuable asset.


Lee: It's best you cooperate

Cob: We come from an organization dedicated to preservi-

Agent Cob notices the object resting on the side of the wall, pulsating with energy.


Cob:...huh... Now what could that be?


Lee: doesn't look like something a goyim could own.


Emanuel Smith proceeds to stand up and pause his activity of consuming his goyfeed


Emanuel: yeah, my... uughh... friend gave it to me, or something like that...


Lee: Friend? Might we know who could have something like this?


Emanuel: fucking feds, always snooping around, go back to your fucking agency or something, fucking suits, leave my apartment NOW!


Emanuel grows agitated.


Lee: refusal to cooperate is as much of a crime as any other.


Agents draw their weapons.


Lee: you WILL tell us where you acquired this object. You WILL cooperate.


At this point Mr.Smith makes a dash for the object, agents open fire but are unable to stop him. Upon grabbing it and yelling "GO AWAY OBSSESED FAGGOTS!!!!" the object activates.


The object was retrieved unscathed without any incident.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Thoughts from Dr.Soyberg[edit | edit source]

"The entire damn goyim containment block got reduced to ash. 5,000 dead goyim, all in one second... Vey, oy vey, contain this thing NOW and medicate any witnesses..."

Additional thoughts[edit | edit source]

RICA1 - acronym for Retarded Incel Chud Asset, can be used to push and sway public opinion, pass legalization and take out rivaling factions.

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