Patient-001

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Patient File ID: 001

Threat Level: ████

Prescribed Medication: ████

Asylum Patient
ID: 001
Name: ████
Threat level: ████
Filed: 9-20-20
By: Dr. ████

Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-001 is a ████ who goes by the name of ████, also known as ████21. Patient-001 is the creator of ███ █████████ █████████ ██████.█████ which is a notorious anti-Soysylum Group of Soytrest. Patient-001 initially founded ██████.█████ in 20██ on the imageboard 4chan on the board /██/. Patient-001 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel 1 year after founding ██████.█████ and was replaced with one of the Soysylum's orderlies who was trained to mimick xer mannerisms. AlTHOUGH users of ██████.█████ grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter sold the website to the ███-affiliated ████ █████████ and his company ████████. It is currently not known if the glasses on Patient-001's body are tinted yellow or if xe is covered in a grey-ish substance.

Addendum-21[edit | edit source]

Soysylum orderlies shortly learnt of Patient-001's existence after xe made a post saying "made a [BBC DELETED] █████████" linking to a website named "based███.█████". Soysylum orderlies shortly thereafter infiltrated the website making the first ever post on the boards /███/ and /██/. After the shutdown of 4chan's /██/ in 20██, traffic on ██████.█████ became too great to monitor leading to Patient-001's house being raided. Soysylum orderlies disguised themselves as janitorial staff (nicknaming themselves Jannies) of Patient-001's apartment block, resulting in Patient-001 being apprehended in the night. Orderly Swole████ shortly thereafter assumed the identity of Patient-001 on ██████.██████

Soypecial Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]

Patient-001 is never to go one week without being baited atleast once with "████bait" from the years 20██ and 20██ otherwise xe will enter a state of /calm/ which will lead to total ██████ death. If Patient-01 is to escape confinement from the Soysylum, xe is to be designated as a Threat-Ϫ escapee and to be apprehended or killed at all costs lest the users of ██████.█████ are exposed to xer continued-existence.


Prognosis: Further testing is required to see if Patient-01 is to acquire █████ classification.

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