OBJ-666

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Anomalous Object
ID: 666
Name: Poopson
Threat level: Ϫ
Filed: Feb 12 2024
By: Dr. Soyrius

Object File ID: 666

Threat Level: Ϫ

Object Procedures[edit | edit source]

OBJ-666 and OBJ-666-1 is to be t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ o̶n̶ s̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ t̶h̶e̶ t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ b̶y̶ J̶a̶n̶n̶y̶ T̶a̶s̶k̶ F̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ U̶n̶i̶t̶-̶0̶0̶7̶ "R̶o̶o̶t̶'s̶ O̶w̶n̶" Any and all JTF units are to implement use of the Babybot Sentience to remove instances of 666. Any afflicted Soyim will be prescribed 15 minutes of ███ and 1 liter of Sproke. During Brimstone Winter Events, all JTF units are to be on high alert and all Doctors are to deny the existence of 666. 666, as far as the Soysylum knows, is uncontainable and will appear in threads due to its viral nature. Even if 666-1 will always appear, JTF are still to t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ use the Babybot Sentience to filter.

John Soytor's blurred image of OBJ-666.

Object Description[edit | edit source]

OBJ-666 is a digitally drawn depiction of a patient measuring 403 x 383 px. It is said by the ████████████ Prophecy to be the worst piece of vantablack niggerstone ever created.

666's true form has never been recorded, as no one has survived or maintained sanity long enough to give a cohesive description. There is no known cure for 666's side effects, but ███ sissy █████ pornography is currently being tested on afflicted soyim. Viewing 666's blurred and fuzzy rendition (as seen on this page) for prolonged periods of time has been shown through peer reviewing to cause nausea and headaches.

OBJ-666 is forced, and will assimilate an exposed Soyteen to spread itself and turn the 'teen into an instance of OBJ-666-1.

Effects of viewing of OBJ-666's raw form are as follows.

Do not proceed further if you do not have Level-Gem clearance or higher.

Two minutes after exposure 15 minutes after exposure 40 minutes after exposure
Nausea/sickness

Headaches

Depression

Desire to spread 666

Severe depression, hopelessness, suicidal thoughts Insanity

Integration into OBJ-666-1

Suicide Brain hemorrhaging and self-lobotomizing

OBJ-666-1[edit | edit source]

OBJ-666-1 is the assimilated form of a Soyteen that was exposed to OBJ-666. The Soyteen does not have consciousness anymore, just a desire to force OBJ-666 further. It will spam posts with just the raw 666 image usually in hive mind conjunction with other 666-1 instances to spread the image further. J̶a̶n̶n̶y̶ T̶a̶s̶k̶ F̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ u̶n̶i̶t̶s̶ a̶r̶e̶ t̶o̶ t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ 6̶6̶6̶-̶1̶ i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶n̶c̶e̶s̶ o̶n̶ s̶i̶t̶e̶. Do not interact with a 666-1 and always allow Babybot to terminate it.

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