OBJ-1357

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Anomalous Object
First recorded image of OBJ-1357
ID: 1357
Name: The Door
Threat level: Soyfe
Filed: April 18, 2014
By: gem

Object Procedures[edit | edit source]

Soysylum staff are to be taught how to use OBJ-1357, in the event that escaped patients must be shown the door. It would be the morally right choice to teach the goyim how to summon OBJ-1357, however, that would also debunk The Science and risk racist chuds in hekkin' China and Russia using it to ACK self-hating transwxmen.

Object Description[edit | edit source]

OBJ-1357 is an extradimensional gateway that only bigoted incel assholes can enter. The anomaly takes the shape of a door, which embeds itself into the nearest wall. What is behind the door appears to be a black void, and any objects or folx who enter it do not return* and are effectively erased from existence. Drones entered into it cannot be reached. OBJ-1357 itself is indestructible, until the door is shut by its summoner.

It is unknown where OBJ-1357 leads, but it is theorized that it leads to OBJ-333, or some other dimension where basic human decency doesn't exist. Other theories posit that OBJ-1357 permabans people from real life.

Disposal of trash into OBJ-1357 has been attempted, however, since littering is pissbaby behavior this immediately causes it to backfire, and sends the summoner through the door instead.

OBJ-1357 can be summoned by first obtaining a PHD in Women’s and Gender Studies (even if the university is not accredited, meaning said PHD can simply be obtained through a standard non-anomalous printer.) The summoner would then need to utilize esoteric vaccine magik to turn the targeted bigot's "free speech" energy against him, allowing OBJ-1357 to be opened upon pointing at the desired wall and explicitly stating that said bigot is an "asshole" who is being "shown the door." As of yet, 30% of bigots have willingly exited through OBJ-1357, while the remaining had to be forcibly kicked out of the queer-affirming safe spaces.

Addendum*[edit | edit source]

Incident Report 1357-Ϫ8

So, take my word for it, but I had a few days before summoned OBJ-1357 to show my bigoted niggerhating whore of a wife who had a wh*te baby the door. Now now, I was just lightly encouraging her, of course as a certified Women's Studies PHD I wasn't going to marginalize the experiences of uterus-havers by unaliving them. Their body, their choice to ruin it with racism, after all.

But before I was going to send my racist prostitute of a wench out the door, I had at once seen a chudcel in that void, perhaps someone I recognized from the 'sylum. He gazed at me with this hollow look, and pressed against the bounds of the door, as if a mime against invisible glass. He had looked healthier than ever, though paler than I remember and with severe iris depigmentation.

I locked eye contact with that pisscel for half a minute,

and he said to me,

"Thank you. I'm finally free."


He then followed up by saying some incredibly disgusting shit about how my whore of a "fake aryan" wife deserves to be raped by Pakis for settling with a "T50 swarthoid lib 5'2 chadcel negative canthal tilt doublechinlet cuckmaxxer." Yikes. I literally started shaking and crying and screaming. Every single chudcel needs to stay sealed behind the door, what the fuckkk. How are these people even real?

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