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'''Niggerhell''' (also known as '''Tartarus''' or '''Hell 2''') is a particular dimension that you might have been told to go to. It is a place without gems. In Niggerhell, there is only brimstone, dust storms, and the occasional unburnt coal. Even the hardest coalers suffer a second death, because there is nothing left to ruin. It turns out the Niggerhellish conditions they worked towards are destructive to everything, including their own souls.
{{Objectbox|file=Niggerhell.jpeg|id=333|name=[[Niggerhell]]|threat=Extreme|date=Feb 14, 2024|author=[[User:SprokemowerMan|SprokemowerMan]]}}


Trannies are known to end up here and perish here. The gravest of sinners also end up in Niggerhell. Niggerhell is worse than hell, because it has niggers in it, and was also built by niggers eons ago. Few things come directly from Niggerhell, all of it is Vantablack Niggercoal. Those who delight in racebait worship and distribute this hazardous substance, a path which will cause them to condemn themselves if they don’t change their ways.
Object Class: Ϫ


The current location of Niggerhell among the many planes of our soymultiverse is unknown, though recent studies have concluded that it might actually be some location you’re reincarnated to on Earth.
== Containment Procedure ==
Any instances of '''OBJ-333-1''' are to be secured and researched. At least three (3) automatic turrets, loaded with 20mm DU (Depleted Uranium) munitions, are to be installed around '''OBJ-333-1'''. Knowledge of '''OBJ-333''', among the general public, is to be suppressed when possible. Several three letter agencies are collaborative with the latter effort. Escaped instances of '''OBJ-333-2''', unfortunately, are to be neutralized with the defensive implements around '''OBJ-333-1'''.


=== Things to do in Niggerhell ===
== Object Description ==
'''OBJ-333''', commonly referred to as "[[Niggerhell]]", is a hidden dimension filled with harmful phenomena, such as brimstone, dust storms, and ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️. It is theorized to be a punishment, even doe we have found valid black trans qveens, who are all OMGSISA and the paragon of virtue.


* Dilate
'''OBJ-333-1''' refers to gates in between Earth and OBJ-333. The most notable and consistent gate is located in a coal mine somewhere in the Congo, Africa.
* Get your neovagina dilated
* Perish
* Get raped by niggers
* Dilate forever
* Explode
* Die
* Nigger yourself forever
* Burn forever
* YOU GET RAPED BY THE BLACKEST OF NIGGERS UNTIL YOUR MELANIN COUNT INCREASES TENFOLD
* GETTING VACCUM SEALED WITH DAT BBC
* Getting smushed by Tyler's 600 lb fatass (he doesnt even realise he's smushing you he's that obese.)
* Samething with 'Cado instead of Tyler,.
* Smoke niggerweed


=== How to Escape Niggerhell ===
'''OBJ-333-2''' refers to 20 foot tall nigger-like creatures who inhabit and occasionally escape from Niggerhell. They are invariably hostile to all living creatures, and should be terminated on sight. It is recommended for personnel to flee any instances due to their immense durability and lethality. They aren't patients, because they just aren't, okay?
Down in the deepest darkest and dustiest pits of the Congo coal mines lies an alleged entrance to Niggerhell. If one manages to find said entrance from Niggerhell itself (assuming it’s real), they’d theoretically be able to go through it and come out to the other side to our world once more. Though, they’d find themselves in Africa. (Oh my Wendigoon a Dante's Inferno reference!!!)
 
== Addendum O-333-A ==
Scientists have made several attempts to probe into '''OBJ-333'''.
 
=== First Expedition ===
A rolling unmanned drone.
 
Preparation: 20 Humvees, armed with miniguns, stationed outside of the gateway of OBJ-333.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 1'''</big>
 
38 meters from gate. Signal is already low. Strong interference.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 2'''</big>
 
90 meters from gate. Signal is lost. Drone is deemed unrecoverable. Expedition terminated.
 
==== Debrief ====
The environment seems very hazardous. Manned expeditions will have to be short.
 
=== Second Expedition ===
An armed expedition, involving MTF-333 "Coalers" Checkpoints are stakes capable of transmitting radio signals.
 
Lead by: Dr. Soystein
 
Personnel Count: 200
 
Equipment: Five tanks. Personnel are primarily armed with light machine guns and assault rifles, secondarily with grenade launchers and flamethrowers. Personnel are armed with hazard suits. Several body cams installed.
 
Further Preparation: 20 Humvees, armed with miniguns, stationed outside of the gateway of OBJ-333.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 1'''</big>
 
79 meters from gate. Low resistance encountered. A dust storm stops the team for five minutes. Tank gets stuck for 15 minutes, but another tank manages to free it.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 2'''</big>
 
111 meters from gate. 2 casualties from a cliff.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 3'''</big>
 
140 meters from gate. First instance of '''OBJ-333-2''' observed. Neutralized by tank. 1 casualty, fell into a burning coal pit.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 4'''</big>
 
200 meters from gate. Expedition considered finished.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 3 (Return)'''</big>
 
140 meters from gate. Team is ambushed by two instances of OBJ-333-2. Flamethrowers prove counterproductive. 30 casualties. One tank falls off a cliff during the incident. It combusts 30 seconds later.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 2 (Return)'''</big>
 
111 meters from gate. A tank gets stuck. Tank crew is extracted, and the team ditches the tank.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 1 (Return)'''</big>
 
79 meters from gate. Team is now at full sprint towards gate, except for Dr. Soystein.
 
'''<big>Return</big>'''
 
Seven personnel missing. Dr. Soystein decides to make a rescue attempt. Three personnel recovered.
 
==== Debrief ====
This expedition was very valuable for gathering intel on OBJ-333. When interviewed, every soldier said that they'd never want to return. Meds were administered to the entire team. It is recommended that future expeditions are strictly unmanned.
 
=== Third Expedition ===
A rolling unmanned drone, assisted by radio spikes from the second expedition.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 1'''</big>
 
79 meters from gate.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 2'''</big>
 
111 meters from gate.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 3'''</big>
 
140 meters from gate.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 4'''</big>
 
200 meters from gate.
 
<big>'''Checkpoint 5 (Unmarked)'''</big>
 
215 meters from gate. The drone takes a picture from a vantage point. The expedition is considered finished.
 
<big>'''Return'''</big>
 
Drone shows minor signs of wear. Camera is damaged. One of the tracks is partially fused together due to melting. The drone is covered in coal dust.
 
==== Debrief ====
The expedition was successful. Instances of OBJ-333-2 do not seem to notice drones.
 
=== Fourth Expedition ===
Three [[Fingerboys]] with camera rigs are sent through the gate.
 
==== Debrief ====
None of the Fingerboys returned. One of them was [REDACTED] by an instance of OBJ-333-2.
[[Category:Anomalous Objects]]
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Latest revision as of 07:59, 15 June 2024

Anomalous Object
ID: 333
Name: Niggerhell
Threat level: Extreme
Filed: Feb 14, 2024
By: SprokemowerMan

Object Class: Ϫ

Containment Procedure[edit | edit source]

Any instances of OBJ-333-1 are to be secured and researched. At least three (3) automatic turrets, loaded with 20mm DU (Depleted Uranium) munitions, are to be installed around OBJ-333-1. Knowledge of OBJ-333, among the general public, is to be suppressed when possible. Several three letter agencies are collaborative with the latter effort. Escaped instances of OBJ-333-2, unfortunately, are to be neutralized with the defensive implements around OBJ-333-1.

Object Description[edit | edit source]

OBJ-333, commonly referred to as "Niggerhell", is a hidden dimension filled with harmful phenomena, such as brimstone, dust storms, and ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️. It is theorized to be a punishment, even doe we have found valid black trans qveens, who are all OMGSISA and the paragon of virtue.

OBJ-333-1 refers to gates in between Earth and OBJ-333. The most notable and consistent gate is located in a coal mine somewhere in the Congo, Africa.

OBJ-333-2 refers to 20 foot tall nigger-like creatures who inhabit and occasionally escape from Niggerhell. They are invariably hostile to all living creatures, and should be terminated on sight. It is recommended for personnel to flee any instances due to their immense durability and lethality. They aren't patients, because they just aren't, okay?

Addendum O-333-A[edit | edit source]

Scientists have made several attempts to probe into OBJ-333.

First Expedition[edit | edit source]

A rolling unmanned drone.

Preparation: 20 Humvees, armed with miniguns, stationed outside of the gateway of OBJ-333.

Checkpoint 1

38 meters from gate. Signal is already low. Strong interference.

Checkpoint 2

90 meters from gate. Signal is lost. Drone is deemed unrecoverable. Expedition terminated.

Debrief[edit | edit source]

The environment seems very hazardous. Manned expeditions will have to be short.

Second Expedition[edit | edit source]

An armed expedition, involving MTF-333 "Coalers" Checkpoints are stakes capable of transmitting radio signals.

Lead by: Dr. Soystein

Personnel Count: 200

Equipment: Five tanks. Personnel are primarily armed with light machine guns and assault rifles, secondarily with grenade launchers and flamethrowers. Personnel are armed with hazard suits. Several body cams installed.

Further Preparation: 20 Humvees, armed with miniguns, stationed outside of the gateway of OBJ-333.

Checkpoint 1

79 meters from gate. Low resistance encountered. A dust storm stops the team for five minutes. Tank gets stuck for 15 minutes, but another tank manages to free it.

Checkpoint 2

111 meters from gate. 2 casualties from a cliff.

Checkpoint 3

140 meters from gate. First instance of OBJ-333-2 observed. Neutralized by tank. 1 casualty, fell into a burning coal pit.

Checkpoint 4

200 meters from gate. Expedition considered finished.

Checkpoint 3 (Return)

140 meters from gate. Team is ambushed by two instances of OBJ-333-2. Flamethrowers prove counterproductive. 30 casualties. One tank falls off a cliff during the incident. It combusts 30 seconds later.

Checkpoint 2 (Return)

111 meters from gate. A tank gets stuck. Tank crew is extracted, and the team ditches the tank.

Checkpoint 1 (Return)

79 meters from gate. Team is now at full sprint towards gate, except for Dr. Soystein.

Return

Seven personnel missing. Dr. Soystein decides to make a rescue attempt. Three personnel recovered.

Debrief[edit | edit source]

This expedition was very valuable for gathering intel on OBJ-333. When interviewed, every soldier said that they'd never want to return. Meds were administered to the entire team. It is recommended that future expeditions are strictly unmanned.

Third Expedition[edit | edit source]

A rolling unmanned drone, assisted by radio spikes from the second expedition.

Checkpoint 1

79 meters from gate.

Checkpoint 2

111 meters from gate.

Checkpoint 3

140 meters from gate.

Checkpoint 4

200 meters from gate.

Checkpoint 5 (Unmarked)

215 meters from gate. The drone takes a picture from a vantage point. The expedition is considered finished.

Return

Drone shows minor signs of wear. Camera is damaged. One of the tracks is partially fused together due to melting. The drone is covered in coal dust.

Debrief[edit | edit source]

The expedition was successful. Instances of OBJ-333-2 do not seem to notice drones.

Fourth Expedition[edit | edit source]

Three Fingerboys with camera rigs are sent through the gate.

Debrief[edit | edit source]

None of the Fingerboys returned. One of them was [REDACTED] by an instance of OBJ-333-2.

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