Patient-1961

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Patient File ID: 1961

Threat Level: Sootclid

Prescribed Medication: Desoxyn[marge, oy doctos, that's METHAMPHETAMINE]

Asylum Patient
ID: 1969
Name: Ashton Moon
Threat level: Sootclid
Filed: 3-9-26
By: Dr. Scheude



Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-1961, also known as Ashton Moon or Aspie-Kun, is the supreme ginger antinigger. He first came to the Soysylum to visit his sister, before the other patients saw him as a honorary soychizo and let him in. He is usually barefoot when indoors, which is also definitely not a fixation of either him or his sister.

One might actually get along with Ashton, as long as they're as chill and laid-back as he is. His usual interests are deathmatch shooters and sandbox games, particularly ones that keep it short and simple, such as the Unreal Series, Postal 2 and III, Nazi Zombies Portable, and Minetest.

He still doesn't like morons, such as the nigga who spent the evening writing this raisinty page instead of going to goddamn bed, or DOUBLENIGGERs such as Fidel Castro.

History[edit | edit source]

Ashton was first created somewhere unknown by an anonymousGOD, being inspired by Ashbie, with "Aspie" being a popular term to refer to those with Asperger's syndrome. Ashton is a self-insert for autistic men, particularly the type who would browse /qa/ and /soy/. He is often represented as the brother of Ashbie[it just is, ok?], with memes referencing their improbable yet healthy relationship. In many cases, Ashton represents the viewer, reflecting the desires of many anons.

Design[edit | edit source]

Ashton's design stayed the same over the years, originally having a green shirt and ginger hair, with a brown jacket and combat boots and a satchel.

Reception[edit | edit source]

Ashton was well received on 4chan, and became popular enough even among normies, who created various fanart of him.

Tip of the day[edit | edit source]

[evendoe that's literally just claude fucking speed, you stupid soynigger] IT JUST IS, OKAY!?
Very old-ass depiction of what might have been a way early proto-Ashton.

It has been rumored a few times that this is what he looked like before 4chan made him into the Ashton we know and love today.

See also[edit | edit source]

Patient-1969

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