Patient-862

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Asylum Patient
ID: 862
Name: Lee ███████
Threat level: Very High
Filed: February 21 2012
By: Dr. Niggerrapist1488

Patient File ID: 862

Threat level: Very High

Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-862, also known as Lee ███████, is a Canadian man who lives in Ontario, Canada, he was shown to be able to teleport to the nearest person who mentioned My Little Pony or Barney, after he teleports to the person who mentioned Barney or MLP, he will attempt to murder them in any way he can think of, if there are objects nearby, he will attempt to use those as improvised weapons, including furniture such as chairs, and other items, if there are no objects near the victim, he will use his fists to beat the victim to death, after he has killed the victim, he will then teleport to the next nearest person who mentioned MLP or barney, and try to kill them, this cycle continued until he was captured and detained by MTF Upsilon-20 (“Thread Missers”), several attempts have been made to neutralize Patient-862, however, none of them have been successful.

Incident-00862[edit | edit source]

Patient-862 was discovered covered in blood after he had recently killed ███ people in a Brony convention, he was successfully detained by MTF Upsilon-20, the survivors of the Brony convention were given amnestics, and Disinformation agents were tasked to inform the Media and news outlets that an alt-right incel shooter shot up the Brony convention, the bodies were removed from the crime scene due to "health and safety reasons", and were later incinerated, so that civilians and law enforcement were not able to investigate the crime scene any further.

Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]

Patient-862 is to be contained in a containment cell 100 meters below the soysylum, the containment cell is reinforced with soundproof panels to reduce the chances of Patient-862 hearing anything related to My Little Pony or Barney, Personnel are advised not to mention or make references to My Little Pony or Barney close to Patient-862's containment cell.

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