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== Description ==
== Description ==


Patient-1175 is a crazy-ass dude known as "Shoyta" measuring 5'11" in height, his muscles significantly stronger than that of other patients. Despite being considered "neotenic", he often enjoys games such as the Quake series, the Unreal series, and the Postal series amongst other such FPS classics. The patient has a deep-rooted hatred for gays, transexuals, and others deemed "Epsteinian". The sheer power of Patient-1175 is a class 5 threat, though he has control over his rage. You'll be okay as long as you don't do anything stupid, such as having a gay accent. Before being sent to the Soysylum, he wore a white and orange baseball cap, a white and green striped shirt, and blue jeans.
Patient-1175 is a crazy-ass dude known as "Shoyta" measuring 6' in height, his muscles significantly stronger than that of other patients. Despite being considered "neotenic", he often enjoys games such as the Quake series, the Unreal series, and the Postal series amongst other such FPS classics. The patient has a deep-rooted hatred for gays, transexuals, and others deemed Epsteinian. The sheer power of Patient-1175 is a Class 5 threat, though he has control over his rage. You'll be okay as long as you don't do anything stupid, such as <choose uncached><option>having a gay accent</option><option>Drag Queen Story Hour</option><option>kissing him</option><option>putting chemicals in the water that turn the fuckin' frogs gay</option><option>scissoring. Safety first</option><option>saying "though" at the end of a sentence though</option><option>being obsessed with him o algo</option></choose>. Before being sent to the Soysylum, he wore a white and orange baseball cap, a white and green striped shirt, and blue jeans.


== Soypecial Containment Procedures ==
== Soypecial Containment Procedures ==
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== Addendum 1 ==
== Addendum 1 ==


Patient-1175 was a daily gamer who enjoyed such classics as Quake, Quake II, Quake III Arena, Unreal Gold, Unreal Tournament, Postal 2, Postal III, Call of Duty 4, and Call of Duty: World at War. At one point, he made a study to debunk the "video games cause violence/aggression" hoaxes, claiming that "it's the queers that truly enrage us". Even after being put through [[Tolerance Academy]], he was still "against the niggas, fags, Jewz, and troons". Eventually, it was discovered that Patient-1175 had had bad experiences with the LGBT, though he's physically and mentally stronger than [[Patient-1174|his sister]], meaning that he handles them better than her.
Patient-1175 was a daily gamer who enjoyed such classics as Doom, Doom II, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, Quake, Quake II, Quake III Arena, Unreal Gold, Unreal Tournament, Postal 2, Postal III, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Call of Duty 4, and Call of Duty: World at War. At one point, he made a study to debunk the "video games cause violence/aggression" hoaxes, claiming that "it's the queers that truly enrage us". Even after being put through [[Tolerance Academy]] <choose uncached><option>several</option><option>many</option><option>like, a lot of</option><option>way too many</option><option>WAY TOO FUCKIN' MANY</option><option>Ϫ</option><option>a whole lotta</option></choose> times, he was still "against da niggaz, fags, Jewz, and troons". Eventually, it was discovered that Patient-1175 had had bad experiences with the LGBT, though he's physically and mentally stronger than [[Patient-1174|his sister]], meaning that he handles them better than her.


<small>A very similar patient was relocated to Minos, a planet outside our solar system. However, that one smuggled Sproke, and upon consumption, the whole planet was destroyed. Clearly, giving Sproke to 'litas pales in comparison.</small>
<small>A very similar patient was relocated to Minos, a planet outside our solar system. However, that one smuggled Sproke, and upon consumption, the whole planet was destroyed. Clearly, giving Sproke to 'litas pales in comparison.</small>
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<option>Patient-1175 likes feet, something that the Jews hate.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 is one of the few footfags in the soysylum, meaning that he became a masseuse and has more work than any of you editors. What's your excuse, you unemployed jobless alcoholic?</option>
<option>Patient-1175 has had way too many conflicts with the Jews, to the point where they're only counted if at least one '''whole''' synagogue is attacked.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 has had way too many conflicts with the Jews, to the point where they're only counted if at least one '''whole''' synagogue is attacked.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 tends to light fag flags on fire. [[Patient-1174|Like brother, like sister.]]</option>
<option>Patient-1175 tends to light fag flags on fire. [[Patient-1174|Like brother, like sister.]]</option>
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<option>Saying something stupid like "BBC" will enrage him, '''though''' the British Broadcasting Corporation is an exception. [[Patient-GigaChad|He derives lulz from mailing biohazards to them, and then hearing their very last "thanks for listening".]]</option>
<option>Saying something stupid like "BBC" will enrage him, '''though''' the British Broadcasting Corporation is an exception. [[Patient-GigaChad|He derives lulz from mailing biohazards to them, and then hearing their very last "thanks for listening".]]</option>
<option>Patient-1175 thinks that Postal III was a good game.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 thinks that Postal III was a good game.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers Postal over Grand Theft Auto.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 knows every Chuck Norris attack.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 knows every Chuck Norris attack.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers Quake over Unreal, though he enjoys both because according to him, Quake gives players testosterone, and Unreal sensitizes their receptors.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers Quake over Unreal, though he enjoys both because according to him, Quake gives players testosterone, and Unreal sensitizes androgen receptors.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers Call of Duty over Medal of Honor.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers Call of Duty over Medal of Honor.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers classic Call of Duty (COD4, WAW, MW2) over the new goyslop.</option>
<option>Patient-1175 prefers classic Call of Duty (COD4, WAW, MW2) over the new goyslop.</option>
<option>A common joke between patients is to compare Patient-1175 to Viktor Zakhaev from Call of Duty 4. However, he's okay with it, even being in on the joke.</option>
<option>A common joke between patients is to compare Patient-1175 to Viktor Zakhaev from Call of Duty 4. However, he's okay with it, even being in on the joke.</option>
<option>Youngsoy Never Sproke Again. Go, white soy, go!</option>
<option>Patient-1175 keeps a straight face no matter what situation he's in.</option>
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[[Category:Patients]][[Category:Gamers]]{{Soysylum}}
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Revision as of 11:35, 13 September 2025

Asylum Patient
ID: 1175
Name: Shoyta
Threat level: Sootclid
Filed: 2025/08/26
By: Dr. Scheudah

Patient File ID: 1175

Threat Level: Sootclid

Prescribed Medication: Adderall

Description

Patient-1175 is a crazy-ass dude known as "Shoyta" measuring 6' in height, his muscles significantly stronger than that of other patients. Despite being considered "neotenic", he often enjoys games such as the Quake series, the Unreal series, and the Postal series amongst other such FPS classics. The patient has a deep-rooted hatred for gays, transexuals, and others deemed Epsteinian. The sheer power of Patient-1175 is a Class 5 threat, though he has control over his rage. You'll be okay as long as you don't do anything stupid, such as being obsessed with him o algo. Before being sent to the Soysylum, he wore a white and orange baseball cap, a white and green striped shirt, and blue jeans.

Soypecial Containment Procedures

Patient-1175 is contained in an actually decent living space in the Soysylum and a red bed in the back corner. It is speculated that his culture forbids entomophagy and soy consumption. He enjoys meat and dairy, and has proven himself worthy of a BCG 0 diet. He's also allergic to soy, which is unusual amongst soyjaks. No sound can wake Patient-1175 from his slumber, due to him always locking in. Cameras observing Patient-1175 has shown that he sleeps 9 hours nightly. When he is asleep, he doesn't even snore, since sleep apnea is for pussies.

Addendum 1

Patient-1175 was a daily gamer who enjoyed such classics as Doom, Doom II, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, Quake, Quake II, Quake III Arena, Unreal Gold, Unreal Tournament, Postal 2, Postal III, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Call of Duty 4, and Call of Duty: World at War. At one point, he made a study to debunk the "video games cause violence/aggression" hoaxes, claiming that "it's the queers that truly enrage us". Even after being put through Tolerance Academy Ϫ times, he was still "against da niggaz, fags, Jewz, and troons". Eventually, it was discovered that Patient-1175 had had bad experiences with the LGBT, though he's physically and mentally stronger than his sister, meaning that he handles them better than her.

A very similar patient was relocated to Minos, a planet outside our solar system. However, that one smuggled Sproke, and upon consumption, the whole planet was destroyed. Clearly, giving Sproke to 'litas pales in comparison.

Tip of the day

You will NOT tell him to try the new goyslop.

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