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| ID: | 294 |
| Name: | The Coffee Machine |
| Threat level: | Sootclid |
| Filed: | March 18th, 2001 |
| By: | Dr. Archivist |
Special Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]
No containment procedures are currently in place. However, OBJ-294 should only be accessed by doctors with clearance level 2 or higher while being guarded by 3 guards at all time. Currently, OBJ-294 is stored in the doctor break room.
Description[edit | edit source]
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.
After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.
Testing Log[edit | edit source]
06/01/2001[edit | edit source]
Subject: Patient-009
Date: June 1st, 2001
Drink: Sproke
Researcher: Dr. Soyberg
Effects: Upon drinking the Sproke, subject felt extremely satisfied and kept saying things like "THIS DRINK IS A GEM OR SOMETHING!". The effects would wear out a hour later, and the patient was given meds.
08/15/2001[edit | edit source]
Subject: Patient-5007
Date: August 15th, 2001
Drink: /calm/
Researcher: Dr. Soyowicz
Effects: When patient drank a cup of /calm/, the subject turned blue and felt very relieved and effects of schizophrenia did not show. After a few seconds, the patient would collapse. A few minutes later, the subject woke up and the effects wore off.
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| The Soysylum |
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Patients [+] Patient-01 ♦ Patient-002 ♦ Patient-003 ♦ Patient-004 ♦ Patient-005 ♦ Patient-006 ♦ Patient-007 ♦ Patient-008 ♦ Patient-009 ♦ Patient-041 ♦ Patient-056 ♦ Patient-067 ♦ Patient-142 ♦ Patient-200 ♦ Patient-221 ♦ Patient-223 ♦ Patient-442 ♦ Patient-862 ♦ Patient-1230 ♦ Patient 1471 ♦ Patient-1488 ♦ Patient-1963 ♦ Patient-1996 |
Imported [+] Dr Soywad ♦ Dr Soyowicz ♦ Patient-0 ♦ Patient-029 ♦ Patient-082 ♦ Patient-096 ♦ Patient-106 ♦ Patient-207 ♦ Patient-616 ♦ Patient-0999 ♦ Patient-1020 ♦ Patient-11246 ♦ Patient-1913 ♦ Patient-1940-1960 ♦ Patient-1987 ♦ Patient-2985 ♦ Patient-4221 ♦ Patient-5007 ♦ Patient-5202 ♦ Patient-6959 ♦ Patient-96647 ♦ Patient-GigaChad |
Objects [+] Fentanyl ♦ Meds ♦ Sproke ♦ The Science ♦ Treatment |
Anomalous Objects [+] |
Soysylum Personnel [+] Soot ♦ Dr. Soyberg ♦ Dr. Soystein ♦ Dr. Fauci |
