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<big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 1969</big>
<big>'''''Patient File ID:''''' 1969</big>


<big>'''''Threat Level:''''' Thrembo</big>
<big>'''''Threat Level:''''' Avengers-level</big>


<big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' <choose uncached><option>Sproke</option><option>Ϫ-Up</option></choose> </big>
<big>'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' <choose uncached><option>Sproke</option><option>Ϫ-Up</option></choose> </big>
{{Patientbox|file=Ashbie moon.png|id=001|name=Ashbie Moon|threat=Avengers-level|date=11-25-25|author=Dr. Scheude|(special)excludecategory=}}
{{Patientbox|file=Ashbie moon.png|id=1969|name=Ashbie Moon|threat=Avengers-level|date=11-25-25|author=Dr. Scheude|(special)excludecategory=}}


== '''Description''' ==
== '''Description''' ==
Patient-1969, also known as Ashbie Moon, or Aspie-Chan is a bigoted autistic girl who goes to synagogues to stab Jewishmen to death. Patient-1969 is the one who shot the Pope to death, which was taken as a sign by the others to start The Uprising. Patient-1969 wrote the manifesto "Not a FUCKING DISABILITY" on the imageboards 4chan, 8chan, and snarky.snappy on their most popular boards. Patient-1969 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel five weeks after publishing the manifesto and had escaped only after two weeks being there. ALTHOUGH Soysylum orderlies grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter authorized an assassination order for the first time since Soy War Ϫ. She is usually always barefoot which is also definitely not a fixation of her followers. It is currently not known if Patient-1969's feet are always bare or if we just never saw her with footwear on.
Patient-1969, also known as Ashbie Moon, or Aspie-Chan is a [[Chud|bigoted]] [[Autism|autistic]] girl who goes to synagogues to stab Jewishmen to death. Patient-1969 is the one who shot the Pope to death, which was taken as a sign by the others to start The Uprising. Patient-1969 wrote the manifesto "Not a FUCKING DISABILITY" and published it on the imageboards 4chan, 8chan, and snarky.snappy on their most popular boards. Patient-1969 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel five weeks after publishing the manifesto and had escaped only after two weeks being there. ALTHOUGH Soysylum orderlies grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter authorized an assassination order for the first time since Soy War Ϫ. She is usually always barefoot which is also definitely not a fixation of her followers. It is currently not known if Patient-1969's feet are always bare or if we just never saw her with footwear on.


== '''The Patient Hunt''' ==
== '''The Patient Hunt''' ==
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<option>Patient-1969 can heal by consuming blood.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 can heal by consuming blood.</option>
<option>Patient-1969's feet are always as soft as a pillow, and as smooth as lotion, despite walking around barefoot all the time.</option>
<option>Patient-1969's feet are always as soft as a pillow, and as smooth as lotion, despite walking around barefoot all the time.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 can lead a horse to the bar '''and''' get it drunk.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 can lead a horse rider to the bar '''and''' get him drunk.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 hates [[Homosexuality|faggots, dykes]], [[Transgender|trannies]], and bifags. This is because they never '''STFU''' about the supposed "overlap" between neurodiverity and queer sexuality.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 hates [[Homosexuality|faggots, dykes]], [[Transgender|trannies]], and bifags. This is because they never '''STFU''' about the supposed "overlap" between neurodiverity and queer sexuality.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 is a [[Cycling|cyclist]], but is too good for even the Veretan league. She'd have shown these niggaz that she's Chuck Norris and this is Sparta.</option>
<option>Patient-1969 is a [[Cycling|cyclist]], but is too good for even the Veteran league. She'd have shown these niggaz that she's Chuck Norris and this is Sparta.</option>
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{{Soysylum}}[[Category:Autistics]]
{{Soysylum}}[[Category:Autistics]]

Latest revision as of 08:14, 26 November 2025

Patient File ID: 1969

Threat Level: Avengers-level

Prescribed Medication: Ϫ-Up

Asylum Patient
ID: 1969
Name: Ashbie Moon
Threat level: Avengers-level
Filed: 11-25-25
By: Dr. Scheude



Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-1969, also known as Ashbie Moon, or Aspie-Chan is a bigoted autistic girl who goes to synagogues to stab Jewishmen to death. Patient-1969 is the one who shot the Pope to death, which was taken as a sign by the others to start The Uprising. Patient-1969 wrote the manifesto "Not a FUCKING DISABILITY" and published it on the imageboards 4chan, 8chan, and snarky.snappy on their most popular boards. Patient-1969 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel five weeks after publishing the manifesto and had escaped only after two weeks being there. ALTHOUGH Soysylum orderlies grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter authorized an assassination order for the first time since Soy War Ϫ. She is usually always barefoot which is also definitely not a fixation of her followers. It is currently not known if Patient-1969's feet are always bare or if we just never saw her with footwear on.

The Patient Hunt[edit | edit source]

She is designated as a Threat-Ϫ escapee and to be apprehended or killed at all costs lest the human race is dominated by her and her disciples.


Tip of the Day[edit | edit source]

Patient-1969 is a cyclist, but is too good for even the Veteran league. She'd have shown these niggaz that she's Chuck Norris and this is Sparta.

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