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<big>'''''Patient File ID''':'' 1174</big>


Saarbozich is an obese, swarthy Bangladeshi pedophile.
<big>'''''Threat Level''':'' Sootclid</big>
 
<big>'''''Prescribed Medication''':'' Sugar</big>
 
{{Patientbox|file=Patient-1174.png|id=1174|name=██████|threat=Sootclid|date=8/18/2025|author=Dr. Scheudah}}
 
== Description ==
Patient-1174 is a short girl who goes by the name of ██████, also known as '███.  Patient-1174's origin is unknown. Patient-1174 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel.
 
DO NOT GIVE [[Sproke|SPROKE]] TO PATIENT-1174 OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR PATIENTS AS A FATAL NUCLEAR REACTION WILL OCCUR.
 
== Addendum 1 ==
Soysylum orderlies shortly learnt of Patient-1174's existence after she went postal on several  ██████. Soysylum orderlies then captured Patient-1174 after all the ██████ were killed. After being administered to the Soysylum, Patient-1174 was too aggressive to be placed in group therapy leading until she learnt to behave. Soysylum orderlies learnt about Patient-1174's violent tendencies after several brain scans, revealing that Patient-1174 had been through hell, resulting in Patient-1174 being classified as Sootclid.
 
== Soypecial Containment Procedures ==
Patient-1174 is to be kept stable with sugar and kept away from potentially infantilizing things. If Patient-1174 is to escape confinement from the Soysylum, she is to be designated as a Threat-2 escapee and to be apprehended.
 
'''Prognosis:''' Further testing is required to see if Patient-1174 is to be put on mega meds.
 
== {{GlowText|<b>Tip of the day</b>}} ==
 
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<option>Patient-1174 tends to light fag flags on fire.</option>
<option>You will NOT tell her to "be tolerant". The last guy who did got a stab in the neck!</option>
<option>Saying something stupid like "BBC" will enrage her, even when referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation. She hates brits.</option>
<option>Patient-1174 thinks that Postal III was a good game.</option>
<option>Patient-1174 knows every Chuck Norris attack.</option>
<option>Patient-1174 prefers Quake over Unreal.</option>
<option>Patient-1174 prefers Call of Duty over Medal of Honor.</option>
<option>Patient-1174 prefers classic Call of Duty (COD4, WAW, MW2) over the new goyslop.</option>
</choose>
 
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Latest revision as of 01:19, 17 December 2025

Patient File ID: 1174

Threat Level: Sootclid

Prescribed Medication: Sugar

Asylum Patient
ID: 1174
Name: ██████
Threat level: Sootclid
Filed: 8/18/2025
By: Dr. Scheudah

Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-1174 is a short girl who goes by the name of ██████, also known as '███. Patient-1174's origin is unknown. Patient-1174 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel.

DO NOT GIVE SPROKE TO PATIENT-1174 OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR PATIENTS AS A FATAL NUCLEAR REACTION WILL OCCUR.

Addendum 1[edit | edit source]

Soysylum orderlies shortly learnt of Patient-1174's existence after she went postal on several ██████. Soysylum orderlies then captured Patient-1174 after all the ██████ were killed. After being administered to the Soysylum, Patient-1174 was too aggressive to be placed in group therapy leading until she learnt to behave. Soysylum orderlies learnt about Patient-1174's violent tendencies after several brain scans, revealing that Patient-1174 had been through hell, resulting in Patient-1174 being classified as Sootclid.

Soypecial Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]

Patient-1174 is to be kept stable with sugar and kept away from potentially infantilizing things. If Patient-1174 is to escape confinement from the Soysylum, she is to be designated as a Threat-2 escapee and to be apprehended.

Prognosis: Further testing is required to see if Patient-1174 is to be put on mega meds.

Tip of the day[edit | edit source]

Patient-1174 prefers Quake over Unreal.

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