Patient-1969

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Patient File ID: 1969

Threat Level: Thrembo

Prescribed Medication: Sproke

Asylum Patient
ID: 001
Name: Ashbie Moon
Threat level: Avengers-level
Filed: 11-25-25
By: Dr. Scheude



Description

Patient-1969, also known as Ashbie Moon, or Aspie-Chan is a bigoted autistic girl who goes to synagogues to stab Jewishmen to death. Patient-1969 is the one who shot the Pope to death, which was taken as a sign by the others to start The Uprising. Patient-1969 wrote the manifesto "Not a FUCKING DISABILITY" on the imageboards 4chan, 8chan, and snarky.snappy on their most popular boards. Patient-1969 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel five weeks after publishing the manifesto and had escaped only after two weeks being there. ALTHOUGH Soysylum orderlies grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter authorized an assassination order for the first time since Soy War Ϫ. She is usually always barefoot which is also definitely not a fixation of her followers. It is currently not known if Patient-1969's feet are always bare or if we just never saw her with footwear on.

The Patient Hunt

She is designated as a Threat-Ϫ escapee and to be apprehended or killed at all costs lest the human race is dominated by her and her disciples.


Tip of the Day

Patient-1969's feet are always as soft as a pillow, and as smooth as lotion, despite walking around barefoot all the time.

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