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Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like chicken. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:
[[File:ZE BUGS.webp|thumb|Bug cereal, commonly enjoyed by Nu-males. Best paired with Soylent or [[Sproke]].]]
Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like shrimp. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:


* Made of ONLY bugs. ( BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10)
* Made of ONLY bugs ( BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10).
* Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
* Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
* Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10)  (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)
* Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10)  (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)
=== Why bugs? ===
Why not bugs? There's nothing wrong with eating ze bugs, chud; You're just ignorant. Shrimp? Crabs? They're bugs too, ya know.
What's that? You just prefer not eating bugs? Newsflash, chuddy--Many food distributors actually allow certain amounts of bug-material
into their food. You've been eating bugs indirectly for basically your entire life, so you might as well give in and eat ze bugs. Come on, just eat them already.
You really need to un-learn this bigoted anti-bug rhetoric. Many cultures throughout Asia and Africa employ insects into their cultural dishes. Finding the consumption of ze bugs revolting is just letting your internalized xenophobia shine through.
Put simply, not eating ze bugs is literally a hecking racism. Just fucking eat them, you fucking racist chud.
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Latest revision as of 12:14, 15 April 2025

Bug cereal, commonly enjoyed by Nu-males. Best paired with Soylent or Sproke.

Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like shrimp. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:

  • Made of ONLY bugs ( BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10).
  • Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
  • Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10) (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)

Why bugs?[edit | edit source]

Why not bugs? There's nothing wrong with eating ze bugs, chud; You're just ignorant. Shrimp? Crabs? They're bugs too, ya know.

What's that? You just prefer not eating bugs? Newsflash, chuddy--Many food distributors actually allow certain amounts of bug-material

into their food. You've been eating bugs indirectly for basically your entire life, so you might as well give in and eat ze bugs. Come on, just eat them already.

You really need to un-learn this bigoted anti-bug rhetoric. Many cultures throughout Asia and Africa employ insects into their cultural dishes. Finding the consumption of ze bugs revolting is just letting your internalized xenophobia shine through.

Put simply, not eating ze bugs is literally a hecking racism. Just fucking eat them, you fucking racist chud.

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